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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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björk walking for betsey johnson while lip-syncing a sugarcubes song to a potato microphone, 1992

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hear me out…

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"Perfect Celebrity" at Gagachella💀👸🏼

#drawing #ladygaga

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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a collection

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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Lady Gaga — Coachella 2025

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people calling for arrietty to lose her drag career is insane to me. fans always take it too far, they can't just discuss the events of the show as a show, but have to take it to real life and seek out retribution on behalf of queens they felt were wronged, even if those queens are over it. arrietty being a bitch to onya a year ago isn't a life ruining offense nor should it be treated as such, and if you disagree i fear you are being parasocial and need to step back and realize reality tv is still just tv

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