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finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
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someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg
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You’re welcome
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I am fucking dying
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if I were being murdered I’d probably be too shy to scream
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I don’t even like celery
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me @ myself:
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MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
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yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
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I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls
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the best thing you will see all year
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