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THIS!

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ENDING, BETTER THAN Anything

i require a fanfic. pleasee.

SO what i would've done in my epic perfect ending to the umbrella academy is:

EITHER

- ok, if we must do the downer ending where they sacrifice themselves to save the entire world and must no longer actually exist. what would've been a lot more satisfying and clever in addition to that is: the umbrella academy comics exist in the new world.

Claire is the writer/artist mastermind behind the series, because she has this strange near-memory of someone once telling her these bedtime stories about a group of dysfunctional but endearing superheroes. she assumes it must've been her imagination, but still, there's a resonating echo of love.

boom. our brellies live on and get to learn and grow and be happy in some way, even if it's in fiction.

OR

- when Five is talking to all the versions of himself in the Five Diner, he first thinks it's the whole family that's the problem with the timeline and yeah, that they'd need to die so everyone else could live, but then!

the other versions of him tell him that no, it's not the whole family that's the wrench in the gears of the universe. it never has been. it was him.

this whole time, he's been looking for answers in every direction but within. he was the only variable he hasn't considered, the last unknown.

more specifically, it was him leaving his family that broke the timeline and caused the curse of the inevitable apocalypse.

that led to the Commission, to the Kugelblitz, to the Umbrella Effect/Keepers Cult - to every possible bad ending, in every timeline Five and Lila ever saw.

so, uh... maybe after a conversation with Diego and Lila if they wanted to resolve that whole situation more.... maybe after a conversation with Viktor (Five's childhood best friend, despite the show literally always forgetting about that)...

Five gets on the timeline train one more time, then jumps back to the day he ran away. maybe he's young again but with all his memories intact, because he's figured out how to control that now, maybe he just tells his younger self not to mess with time travel or leave home.

either way, Five goes back to dinner. then he grows up with everyone.

Ben doesn't die, because Five being there helps save him somehow. Klaus gets better, Allison learns to let go, Diego and Luther reconcile, and Viktor has a best friend to tell him he's always been special, and help him sort out his powers properly.

Lila and the other Sparrows and Jennifer are still alive in this version of events, they just grew up differently, in different places and circumstances. they all find their way to the Hargreeves, because of course they do. Allison has Claire. my beloved Grace is there.

Reginald dies, and they dance at his funeral. the world doesn't end eight days from then, or any time after that.

the show ends with the gang dancing to I Think We're Alone Now, but they're in the same room this time, all together in their old house, and everything is the way they've always deserved.

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hey whats the movie name? would love to watch it

tua s4 spoilers

so to be clear did any one except steve blackman actually want this then 😭

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NO CAUSE THE TAGS ON PREVIOUS REBLOG THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT😭😭😭

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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finally some prince eric appreciation

i love prince eric.  from the little mermaid.  he’s hilarious.  because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy.   most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine.  most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.  

but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

i love him

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Absolute love how teen titans makes the top 100 in the list

TV Shows

Yo a ti, Cas.

Supernatural

Loki

The Owl House

The Mandalorian

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

WandaVision

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Shadow and Bone

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Druck

Animaniacs

Hannibal

Julie and the Phantoms

The Untamed

Good Omens

The Eurovision Song Contest

Doctor Who

The Witcher

Bridgerton

Amphibia

Supergirl

Squid Game

wtFOCK

Steven Universe

9-1-1

The Umbrella Academy

Danny Phantom

Ducktales

Adventure Time

The Bad Batch

Gravity Falls

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Merlin

Criminal Minds

Infinity Train

Shameless

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

The Wilds

Ted Lasso

Lucifer

What If…?

Castlevania

The Haunting of Bly Manor

Riverdale

Word of Honor

What We Do In The Shadows

Teen Wolf

Sherlock

9-1-1 Lone Star

Young Royals

Invader Zim

Stranger Things

Winx Club

Skam France

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Sex Education

Cobra Kai

Voltron: Legendary Defender

The Legend of Korra

Prodigal Son

Vincenzo

Cherry Magic

Outer Banks

The Crown

His Dark Materials

Ghosts

Euphoria

Game Of Thrones

Carmen Sandiego

Leverage

Hawkeye

Community

The Simpsons

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Saturday Night Live

Wynonna Earp

The Good Place

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

Phineas And Ferb

Legacies

Peaky Blinders

Monkie Kid

South Park

True Beauty

Legends Of Tomorrow

Invincible

Killing Eve

Manner Of Death

Blood Of Zeus

Powerpuff Girls

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Moominvalley

Black Sails

Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Roswell, New Mexico

The Office

Star Wars: Rebels

Teen Titans

This is a newly-combined list! Hurray!

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There's something so funny about the same couple making the list 4 times 🤣🤣🤣😭

Ships

POV: You’re looking at a list with a mere 24% of m/f pairings. 

Destiel +9 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural 

Lumity +5 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House

Sambucky Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Bakudeku +11 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia

Dreamnotfound Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, Streamers

Lokius Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, Loki

Supercorp +1 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl

Buddie +18 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Catradora -7 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Hannigram +27 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Stucky +7 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Beauyasha Beauregard Lionett & Yasha Nydoorin, Critical Role

Renga Reki Kyan & Langa Hasegawa, SK8 the Infinity

Wangxian -1 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

Jikook -6 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS

Zukka -10 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Bumbleby -5 Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY

Jonmartin -4 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives

Gallavich -2 Ian Gallagher & Mickey Milkovich, Shameless

Geraskier -16 Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Wolfstar +18 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

Drarry -6 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe

Ladynoir +24 Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Dinluke Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, the Star Wars universe

Kiribaku -14 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku no Hero Academia

Ineffable Husbands -21 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Cockles Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, Actors

Zutara -9 Zuko & Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Bubbline Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time

Adrienette +16 Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Symbrock Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe

Korrasami -10 Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra

Marichat +17 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Kanej Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, Shadow and Bone

Shadowgast Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role

Merthur +6 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Zelink +48 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda

Tarlos +50 TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star

Klance -19 Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Darklina The Darkling & Alina Starkov, Shadow and Bone

Solangelo +51 Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe

Narumitsu +21 Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney

Tododeku -16 Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia

Sterek +5 Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf

Dramione +23 Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger, the Harry Potter universe

Levihan Levi Ackerman & Hange Zoë, Attack on Titan

Erasermic -12 Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia

Reylo -47 Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe

Kagehina -16 Kageyama Tobio & Hinata Shouyou, Haikyuu!!

Sasusaku -21 Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto

Johnlock +43 John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

Larry Stylinson -9 Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, Singers

Wayhaught -23 Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught, Wynonna Earp

Nessian Nesta Archeron & Cassian, the A Court of Thorns and Roses series

Hualian Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu

Dani x Jamie Dani Clayton & Jamie, The Haunting of Bly Manor

Thanzag Thanatos & Zagreus, Hades

Joe x Nicky -24 Joe & Nicky, The Old Guard

Eremika Eren Jaeger & Mikasa Ackerman, Attack on Titan

Percabeth -3 Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe

Reddie -58 Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It

Phan -21 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Preath -42 Christen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes

Eruri Erwin Smith & Levi Ackerman, Attack on Titan

Sylki Sylvie & Loki Laufeyson, Loki

Komahina Komaeda Nagito & Hinata Hajime, Danganronpa

Fjorester Fjord & Jester Lavorre, Critical Role

Harringrove -36 Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things

Harlivy -29 Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy, the DC Universe

Willex Will & Alex Mercer, Julie and the Phantoms

Spirk +2 Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek

Stony -21 Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe

Matcha Blossom Joe & Cherry Blossom, SK8 the Infinity

Itafushi Itadori Yuuji & Fushiguro Megumi, Jujustu Kaisen

Taekook -17 Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook, BTS

Maribat -40 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Damien Wayne, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir x The DC Universe

Raeda Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House

Sasunaru Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto

Bokuaka -8 Bokuto Kotarou & Akaashi Keiji, Haikyuu!!

Malex -35 Michael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico

Ishimondo Ishimaru Kiyotaka & Owada Mondo, Danganronpa

Upstead Hailey Upton & Jay Halstead, Chicago P.D.

Wincest Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Supernatural

Codywan Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Dabihawks -33 Dabi & Hawks, Boku no Hero Academia

Nalu -21 Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail

Widojest +3 Caleb Widogast & Jester Lavorre, Critical Role

Jily James Potter & Lily Evans, the Harry Potter universe

Deckerstar -19 Chloe Decker & Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer

Satosugu Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

Iwaoi +2 Iwaizumi Hajime & Oikawa Tooru, Haikyuu!!

Sessrin Sesshomaru & Rin, Hanyō no Yashahime

Ladrien Ladybug & Adrien Agreste, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Ironstrange -39 Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange, the Marvel universe

Luberto Luca & Alberto, Luca

Wenzhou Wen Kexing & Zhou Zishu, Word of Honor

Vmin -13 Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin, BTS

Whiterose -17 Weiss Schnee & Ruby Rose, RWBY

Chenford Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie

Obikin Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, the Star Wars universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

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omggg

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My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

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WHO TF IS SKIPPING NINE???

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i think we as modern humans have a tendency to forget that historical people were also humans who had thoughts and feelings and dreams just like we do

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The 3am edition is a masterpiece though, better than the actual midnight album( except I live anti-hero from there)

Yeah it was underwhelming

my taylor swift hot take: midnights has its moments, but overall it's a lyrically poor album, I feel like she could have done way better and its a bit disappointing because it feels a bit "under cooked"

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No cause I WAS WAITING FOR THIS POST

dear reader is about y/n

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what if at the start of season 3 Allison gets extremely upset about Claire not existing in the Sparrow timeline and out of frustration and exhaustion she ends up yelling at Five for messing up the jump hhhh

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crash

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I swear if I see people salt on Marinette and act like Felix did nothing wrong...

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And you just know it'll be okay if the lovesquare do it! 🙄

i dont get why some are genuinely mad at nino for accidentally revealing rena rouge/furtive causing her to renounce her miraculous, when a giant ferris wheel was literally about to hit the building her girlfriend is in??? i mean its either no rena rouge/furtive or no alya but okay SUrE I guess

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If you told me we would go from getting annoyed at everybody in Paris being oblivious to Marinette being Ladybug, theory that Alix's dad was Hawkmoth, Nath was gonna be the fox/peacock wielder, Nino will be guardian to arguing about whether Adrien(&/or Felix) are not humans, I would have laughed in your face.

Now I'm crying because I just wanted Adrien and Marinette to get married and have 3 kids and a hamster.

(And now even that is questionable considering Marinette might lose her memories????)

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?