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the "i'm not really a man guys promise im cool and queer im just male-adjacent im like a guy if being a guy didn't make you feel guilty and scared. im just sort of masc sometimes but im NOT a man okay!!!!" to "im a man :]" pipeline is real and beautiful. like a water slide

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

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how can i get into someone's nightmares i have a message to send

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tune in next time on 'he would not fucking look like that if he was a girl'

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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need you to be not so toughies on me.

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EXCUSE ME????

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ngl it’s kind of funny seeing antis on tiktok worry about a whole list of “proshit” emoji combos even though proshippers don’t know or use most of the combos on there

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cishet middle-aged andre keuck stuck responding to dms from teenagers about caldre (a fictional pairing) forever despite rarely talking to his co-star vs "sexuality: kinky" middle-aged william hellfire hitting like on letterboxd reviews asking if him and his now-dead co-director touched tips irl

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Identityfluid, kind of like genderfluid, but your whole identity changes? If you have a different name that works better, feel free!! :3

For example (if needed), one day, I'm a transamab cishet man who's 20, and the next day, I'm a permatween non-binary who goes by it/its and a different name.

coined !! vv interesting term i luvluv doing it <3333

IDENTITYFLUID !!!

a -fluid identity like genderfluid ,, but your whole identity changes !! this includes name ,, gender ,, age ,, and possibly more !!

i rlly hope u like this flag ,, i personally do !!

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Are there any specific problems in your life that would be solved by one person spontaneously exploding?

Yes

No