you’re just jealous cuz my dick is smaller and easier to handle than your dick, which is really large and unwieldy
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Okay but pulling on my clothes to get me closer to you is pretty fuckin hot
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I was having sex for the first time while Rush Limbaugh died lmao. After I blew my friend in the shower, she toweled off, looked at her phone, told me this, yelled "Our sex killed him!" and then we high-fived. Rush's death belongs to the t4ts
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My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
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instead of dark mode, there should be a pink mode option
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my finger’s itchin
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YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS
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bro can we compare hand sizes
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make an effort.
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call my lap a bus because trans sit
(please)
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I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.
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hnnnnnng hornknee
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worst trend of 2020 is instagram influencers with a large audience starting an onlyfans for bikini pics or whatever, making 10-20k their first week, and then posting about how easy it is to an audience that includes tens of thousands of young girls, who are going to start one at 18, end up having to do much more hardcore stuff to make any money, still not make nearly as much as those people do because they aren’t famous to begin with, and then be stuck with nudes of them online for the rest of their lives. i’m not anti sex work but people talking about it like it’s a quick and easy way to make money with no negative impact on you at all is... deeply irresponsible
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