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callum and molly right now omllll !! OBSESSED

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𝐊𝐒𝐈 | 𝐣𝐣 𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐣𝐢

𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐞 ᯾

ariana thiessan..

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i write…

fluff ✧

• possible warnings: swearing, injury detail

• soft, lighthearted, comforting, happy..

smut ᯾

• possible warnings: swearing, sexual language, sexual references, sex, violence, intimacy, injury detail

• explicit sexual content, intimate relationships..

angst 🝊

• possible warnings: swearing, violence, sexual references, injury detail, trauma, mental health issues

• anxiety, heartbreak, tragedy..

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𝐖𝟐𝐒 | 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬

imagines..

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 ✧

“will you marry me?“

𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 ✧

𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 ✧

𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 ✧

𝐩𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ✧

𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 ✧

belle bradley..

baby bog..

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏: 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐: 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟑: 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒: 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟓: 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟔: 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕: 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

instagram..

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐠 #𝟏

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requesting is CLOSED

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as of now, i am only writing fics for people labeled in my masterlist; mainly harry and tobi. obviously you may feel free to request for any of the sidemen but harry and tobi are my faves :) some people i just don’t feel a romantic vibe with them, therefore their fics will most likely be shorter and a bit sloppier but if you do request someone who is not them, i will tell you now that i will try my best to do your request justice.

just to reitterate, i will only be writing fics about the sidemen, labeled in mh masterlist. however, they may be wiggle room towards people like chrismd, theburntchip and deji olutunji. but this will stay very dependant on the request and the amount of time i have to write it. one thing that i will not be doing is writing fics about anyone who has no involvement in the sidemen industry, people like this include harry styles, charles leclerc and ian somerhalder. not that i have anything against these people, they are just not typically people i will write about. any requests made towards people without links to the sidemen will be immediately declined so keep that in mind when requesting.

another thing i will note is that you make your requests as detailed as possible purely for your own benefit as i can get it as close to your imagination as i can and please you with the end result.

unless i am told otherwise, i will give the main character a name rather than y/n and i will give them a certain appearance. if you would like to choose a name and/or appearance for your character, know that this is completely fine, you will just have to let me know in your request. I also don’t tend to use y/n as the characters name so unless you specifically want me to use it in the request, i will use a different name.

in order to request, all you need to do is message me on tumblr.

feedback from imagines is incredibly welcomed as are part twos.

i write:

fluff ✧

smut ᯾

angst 🝊

i will NOT write..

sexual or physical abuse towards main character or any others

mention of past trauma regarding childhood abuse

non consensual situations regarding sexual assault - this includes pedophillia

political debates

mention of suicide or suicidal thoughts

traumatic pregnancy and birth complications (this includes miscarriage, abortions etc)

eating disorders

topic of cancer regarding the main character or the boys

kinks (a large majority of kinks i am just not comfortable with writing for the boys therefore i am going to ignore them all together)

thank you !!

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𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ➯

requests CLOSED | requesting rules | key information

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𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍:

𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰 | 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬

𝐤𝐬𝐢 | 𝐣𝐣 𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐣𝐢

𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐚𝐚 | 𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐲

𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞 | 𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐢 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧

𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝟏𝟐𝟑 | 𝐯𝐢𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐧

𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐚 | 𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞

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more incorrect quotes

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Y/N: You know those things will kill you, right?

Harry, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Uma, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Gil: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Y/N: Shit.

Harry: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Uma: OH MY GOD GIL FELL OFF!!!

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Y/N: *Screams*

Uma: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Gil: Should we do something?

Harry: No, I want to see who wins.

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Y/N, Harry, and Uma are sitting on a bench

Gil: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/N: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Gil sits down*

Harry *points to the side of the bench, Gil is sitting on* That side of the bench is freshly painted.

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Y/N: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Harry: Thank you

Y/N: I didn't say that was a good thing

Harry: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Harry: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Harry *smirks with a smug look on his face*: self control.

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Y/N, tending to Harry's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

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Harry *wincing*: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Y/N: So what’s for dinner?

Harry, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Y/N: How petty can you get?

Harry: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Y/N: Can you please be serious for five fucking minutes?

Harry: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Y/N *falling face first into the couch* I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Harry: You're like 15 years old

Y/N: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Y/N: So are we flirting right now?

Harry: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU, Y/N!

Y/N: Ugh it’s so hot when you say my name

Harry: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Y/N: Just tell me right now if we’re flirting

Harry: I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO BLEED OUT!

Y/N: That doesn’t answer my question!

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*Y/N and Harry skipping stones on lake*

Y/N: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Harry, whispering *angrily throwing stones*: Take that you fucking lake

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Harry: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Y/N: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Mal: Hewwo.

Evie: Hihiiiiii!

Jay: Greetings, Humans.

Y/N: Three kinds of people.

Gil: I want pudding.

Mal: Four kinds of people.

Harry: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Y/N: Five kinds of people.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Ben: I can help you with it!

Evie: Yeah, sure.

Harry: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Mal: lol nope.

Y/N: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Uma: *Read 5:55pm*

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Carlos: Why and who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Evie: >:O language

Gil: Yeah watch your fucking language

Mal: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GIL THE FUCK WORD?

Uma: 'The fuck word'.

Ben: Are you stupid? You guys use the ‘f’ word all the time

Harry: Oh my god he censored it

Y/N: Say fuck Ben.

Harry: Do it Ben. Say fuck.

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Y/N: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Jay: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Harry: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Jay, learn to listen.

Mal: What if it bites itself and I die?

Ben: That’s voodoo.

Uma: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jay: That’s correlation, not causation.

Mal: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Ben: That’s kinky.

Y/N: Oh my God.

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