The events and actions of 3 teenage freaks, and also those of the retards we find ourselves so commonly surrounded by in our everyday lives. Lisa's Tumblr Jess' Tumblr Steph'sTumblr
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If I see one more cup song on facebook i'm going to cut someone a new vagina, srsly guys stop
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My friend said she wasn't excited for Christmas and that she had no Christmas spirit and then told me she was on a santa tracker what
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A few months ago I came across this status on facebook from this girl, saying that her friend had rang her worried saying "I put the back off my phone in my knickers to stop me getting a camel toe and now my fanny has swallowed it"
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Terrible blog! You're theme is awful.
Before you begin to try and anonymously vent your invalid and unwanted opinion, I highly suggest you learn correct grammar before even beginning to try and construct a valid argument. *Your.
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Average night on omegle
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This is so shameful. Not only is your blog terrible but you have no respect for the victims of the halocaust. Whores.
Okay, before you presume to educate me on what we can and can not say, I kindly suggest that you learn to spell what you're preaching in order to avoid sounding like an idiot :/ Halocaust. Cute.
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#jess#facebook#this is why 12 year olds should not have the internet#stupid people make my brain hurt#sarcasm#sarcasm wasted on a 12 year old#lol
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We called our friend dim the other day and she looked really offended and replied "I'm not dim" and then asked us what dim meant
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A few months ago my friend asked me if there were lobsters present at the birth of Jesus
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It's actually painful to scroll down my newsfeed because of al the retards
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In all honesty I'm the biggest asshole ever but I'm quiet so nobody knows
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Our friend told us this story of a girl she knows who wanted to have a shit in school but didn't want to attract attention to her cubicle and embarrass herself when it made a noise so instead she bandaged her hand in toilet paper, placed her hand underneath her arse, caught the shit and then lay it into the toilet
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The other day in school this girl suggested we all do secret Santa and when everyone declined she asked her friend if just those two could do it
Just the 2 of them
Secret Santa
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feel the urge to make it clear to you that we have a very quotable acquaintance, whose dimness provides us with much lols and hopefully will do the same for you. to avoid a shitstorm, quotes by her will only be credited to 'wotsit'
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i need to check my email to see if my chlamydia test results have come back
announced proudly in school by wotsit
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