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goo doctor (gloptometrist)

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dick that spins cockwise

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devil ate my butt gave me hemorrhoids

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I'd kill a man to kiss a pretty girl rn

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you live and you learn, you love and you yearn

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all hallow's ween

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the world needs more rumpus rooms

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gronch

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

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tennis elbow? last time I checked, tennis didn't have elbows

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call me a fagnet the way I attract the gays

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You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

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how do vegans believe animals don't exist. go pet a cows

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put a pizza pocket in my ass to warm it up