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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

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All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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Screw the chicken and her egg

Which came first

Me or your dad?

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i scream into the void

and the void files a noise complaint

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room tempature ketchup is better than cold

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Pre-Order Nov-27 - One Day Only

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im already a dragon >:3

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Glongus Time

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

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no head thought empty

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well i was thinking of breathing

Hay hay hay whatever your thinking right now

Don't it ends poorly

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i...exist?