it's so beethover / we're so bach
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i know this please help me
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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains
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the moment he decides to binky
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
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ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house
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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
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if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place
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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
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i need to know every language immediately
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no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are
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yuri sisters we fucking won
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