cobra-creampuff
cobra-creampuff
Still The Ace Degenerate
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cobra-creampuff · 5 hours ago
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So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.
I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).
It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.
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cobra-creampuff · 5 hours ago
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men begging
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cobra-creampuff · 8 hours ago
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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
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cobra-creampuff · 10 hours ago
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I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
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cobra-creampuff · 12 hours ago
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Tagged by @imsodishy THREE months ago :tears-of-blood: to post the last seven sentences I wrote.
[MATURE]
Daniel knows exactly what's coming– "Johnny's is longer." All the air rushes out of Daniel at once, dragging a weak, needy noise out of him with it.  "Let m–" Daniel cuts himself off abruptly. Polite, he remembers. Manners. "Ali, may I eat you out? Please?"
from Compare, Contrast, Combine (currently 5.5k)
It's an open tag on this one, lads!
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cobra-creampuff · 13 hours ago
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Night on Bald Mountain - Fantasia (1940)
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cobra-creampuff · 15 hours ago
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call me john kreese the way i'll never be fulfilled as a person until i can be murdering johnny lawrence with my bare hands for all eternity
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cobra-creampuff · 20 hours ago
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Pride Moodboards: @onenickel
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cobra-creampuff · 22 hours ago
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Sinead O'Connor, 1990
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cobra-creampuff · 22 hours ago
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people are really fucking clueless about generative ai huh? you should absolutely not be using it for any sort of fact checking no matter how convenient. it does not operate in a way that guarantees factual information. its goal is not to deliver you the truth but deliver something coherent based on a given data set which may or may not include factual information. both the idolization of ai and fearmongering of it seem lost on what it is actually capable of doing
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cobra-creampuff · 22 hours ago
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moodboard: faith lehane
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cobra-creampuff · 23 hours ago
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thinking about johnny in a very casual, shallow kind of littlespace, just hanging out sexily with his partner(s), and getting hand-fed hard candies to suck on with his partner(s) lingering to play around with each piece they feed him, their fingers getting all sticky in his sugary mouth
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cobra-creampuff · 23 hours ago
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a man's number one priority should always be goofing off. and his number two priority should be putting things in his mouth.
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cobra-creampuff · 1 day ago
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unfinished(-ish?) art from uhhhh lemme check ... over a year ago :,D i don't think i'm gonna polish it up or anything like ever at this point but i always really liked working on this one! (also unfinished art looks neat to me)
i took references of Poison Ivy from The Cramps for drawing Poison Ivy of Detective Comics/Batman lol i just needed to get it out of my system :,) both the person and the character are really coolll
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cobra-creampuff · 1 day ago
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"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind
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cobra-creampuff · 1 day ago
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Cher, Elton John and Diana Ross at the Rock Awards in the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, CA, in 1975.
Photographed by Mark Sullivan
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cobra-creampuff · 2 days ago
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a man's number one priority should always be goofing off. and his number two priority should be putting things in his mouth.
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