Ruben (Shootfighter) x Chris (Naked in New York)
Inspired by this eye-opening post by @becauseimawinchester, "Everyone's Beautiful Fiction" by narcissablaxk, and the entire Shootfighter | Naked in New York tag.
I BLAME EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FOR IGNITING MY LOVE FOR THIS FRUSTRATED THEATRE BOI AND HIS SOFT-VOICED HIMBO FIGHTER. Not lawrusso at like... all, but apparently, people keep creating all the different combos of Daniel/Johnny/Ruben/Chris, so... yeah. The magnetism between Ralph and Billy is absolutely transcendent.
I have not seen Naked in New York or Shootfighter, and I am afraid that if I do, I will spontaneously combust from excitement or embarrassment.
Only remembered one fic about NINY, but there are now FOUR?! Check it out y'all!
I have so many WIPs and AUs in my head, I saw this karate kid x labyrinth post and was like... oh dear... I am already drowning in ideas looool.
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Miyagi-Fang Movie Night 2.0
Hello hello I am back on my bullshit this time with a double feature AND Aisha ✌
This is a slowburn Lawrusso HC but I'll let you decide what the deal is with Amanda (divorced? Open marraige? The possibilities are endless.)
Part 1
They decide to make Incredible Hulk and Iron Man 2 a double feature on a Saturday.
Daniel bought ALL the green snacks he could find because The Hulk is Anthony's favorite. He also ordered dinner.
Nobody is touching the brocoli
"Larusso, who the hell eats vegetables during a movie?"
"You don't eat vegetables at all, Johnny."
"Yet my abs are still better than yours."
Bert totally does not see Mr. L blush at that. No way. He can't handle any more soap opera twists in this dojo.
Sam and Miguel have brought down all the blankets and pillows from every bedroom in the house and Chris and Mitch are each given ONE pillow.
Nate and Bert let Hawk and Eli share their giant blanket nest so Mitch and Chris can use the loveseat.
Mitch and Chris argue about which side has the best view until Johnny yells "QUIET."
Anthony runs to the recliner before Johnny can sit there, even though Johnny has been standing in the living room for fifteen minutes hoping for Anthony to do exactly that.
Daniel makes a big show of having to share the couch with Johnny again.
Aisha shows up and doesn't even knock on the door before plopping into an armchair "Thanks for actually inviting me this time, losers."
"Sorry, Aisha."
Aisha gets two bags of candy and preferred seating in the nest as an apology.
"Sensei, just keep in mind this one isn't that good."
That is how Eli ends up with a bruised shin, and Anthony ends up in "movie jail" (a couch cushion at the foot of Daniel's seat where he can be closely supervised).
Miguel eyes the bean bags where he and Sam sat last time, then a cozy spot in the nest that they would need to lay down on.
"Don't even think about it, Diaz. I'll put YOU in movie jail."
"No, Mr. Larusso, sir."
They have to wait for Johnny to stop laughing (cackling) at Miguel to start the movie.
Johnny thinks the fluffy romantic scenes are stupid, but he turns to look at Larusso and notices the soft smile on his lips and thinks maybe the movie doesn't suck so bad.
But then they start talking about science stuff and he gets bored.
The kids cheer when Hulk says "Hulk smash!" And Johnny is confused.
Daniel taps him on the shoulder to say, "It's like his superhero motto." He doesn't scoot back to his side of the couch after.
Demetri and Eli are quietly sketching plans for their arc reactor in a notebook, their heads and shoulders close together while Eli's legs are in Demetri's lap.
Around the time that Abomination starts destroying Harlem, Daniel starts throwing popcorn at Johnny again.
Johnny's actually trying to pay attention now that the big monsters are going to fight, so he starts absentmindedly smacking the popcorn away.
Daniel starts throwing multiple pieces at a time until Johnny grabs his wrists and pins them to the couch, "Quit it."
"I thought you weren't into nerd shit."
"Shut up, Larusso, or I'll crane kick YOU in the face."
"Like you could."
There's a collective "SHHHH!" from the kids.
Johnny doesn't let go of Daniel's wrists until the movie is over.
"WAIT! You'll miss the post-credit scene!"
"We should watch the One-shot that goes with it."
They take a bathroom/popcorn refill break after the One-Shot.
Daniel sits back on the couch for Iron Man 2 with his legs up and bent a little so that Johnny still has room to sit.
Johnny thinks Tony's entrance with the dancers is the most badass thing he's ever seen.
"Of course you do."
Daniel starts throwing popcorn at Johnny when Tony gets to his Senate hearing, and Johnny turns so he can start catching them in his mouth. Pretty soon Johnny has his legs up on the couch next to Daniel's and they're laughing as he catches popcorn faster and faster.
"Sensei, you're going to miss the villain's origin story!"
Aisha elbows Miguel in the ribs and tells him to shut up.
Johnny and Daniel go back to watching the movie, and Daniel pretends not to notice that Johnny's foot is resting against his thigh.
Johnny definitely doesn't feel Daniel shift until his entire leg is pressed against the other man's.
Tony Stark has just discovered a new element when Johnny notices Daniel wiggling his leg around.
"What, you gotta pee or something?"
"No, it's nothing."
Johnny goes back to watching the movie for all of 5 minutes before turning back to Daniel in annoyance.
He's about to say something when he notices Larusso wince when he bends his knee.
Suddenly Johnny is 17, watching with a guilty lump in his stomach as Daniel Larusso tries to juggle his textbooks and crutches down the hallway after Winter Break.
Johnny grabs and M&M and throws it at Nate's head. Hard.
"Give me a pillow, kid."
Nate scowls but hands him a pillow, and Johnny motions at Daniel to lift his leg, wedging the pillow underneath.
"Thanks, John."
"Yeah, whatever."
Johnny blushes and this time Aisha hands $5 to Sam.
"Where's Bert?"
"Under the fort."
"No, I'm not, I'm right here."
"Then who the heck is under the fort?!"
"Shut up! This is the good part!"
Johnny cheers every time something explodes.
"Oh shit, is the robot going to kill the kid?"
"It's a drone, not a robot." Hawke mutters, then immediately covers his mouth with both hands.
Nate yells "WHAT A NERD!"
The entire Miyagi-Fang student body collectively lose their shit. Hawke is getting attacked by popcorn and lighthearted roasting on all sides as everybody calls him out on his nerd shit.
"I'm crane kicking every single one of you into the pool tomorrow."
They have to rewind the four minutes of fighting that they missed.
Demitri spends the rest of the movie picking popcorn out of Eli's hair.
Everybody notices that their Senseis sit up a little straighter when Pepper and Tony kiss, even if they pretend not to.
"So, same time next weekend?"
"If we don't all have colds from Hawke throwing us in the pool."
"It was worth it."
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