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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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yea im wearing the kill shoes and the die pants
yea im wearing the shoes that squeez your feet and kill you and the pants with the rotating blades on the inside that make you die
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Mods, trick him into believing in a simpler past that never was
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i took just good and long enough of a nap before i reached the grogginess threshold
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via ponypeople on twitter
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Sakura Cakes
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678 triple 9 8 212 !!!!!
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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strawberry and grape salt n’ pepper shakers.
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the down with cis bus is right outside my house
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antwithabindle.com/careers
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