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okay okay okay hear me out ,  

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the office quotes starters pt 2

these are pulled from the twitter ( @/officeqs )

“ retaliation. tit for tit. “

“ we are all participating in mandatory fun activities. funtivities ! “

“ i have nothing but ideas. the thing is , they all require money. “

“ i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. “

“ when you’re with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love. “

“  here’s the dizzle. i have a top secret mission for you. “

“ i’d rather they be alone than with somebody. is that love? “

“ and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense , i had no idea what to do. “

“ early worm gets the worm ! “

“ wish i could, but i can’t. well, can, but won’t. should, maybe, but shorn’t. “

“  mo’ money , mo’ problems. “

“ i’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. the whole year , actually. “

“ the way i manage people is i touch their hearts and souls with humor and love and maybe a dash of razzle dazzle “

“  you know what, _____ ? when the son of the deposed king of nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. his father ran the freaking country, okay? “

“ i stopped caring a long time ago. “

“ you took a life here today. the life of the party. “

“ pippity poppity give me the zoppity. “

“ welcome to hotel hell. check in time is now. check out time is never. “

“ oh god , my mind is going a mile an hour. “

“ whenever i’m about to do something , i think , “ would an idiot do that ? “ and if they would , i do not do the thing. “

“ can i just say , that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages , in all the idiot worlds , you stand alone , my friend. “

“ i am bill buttlicker. “

“ it’s a pimple , _____. avril lavigne gets them all the time , and she rocks harder than anyone alive. “ 

“ mini-cupcakes? as in the mini version of regular cupcakes? which is already a mini version of cake? honestly, where does it end with you people? “

“ i understand nothing. “  

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     2-pilot patrol of the desert surrounding the garrison has gone sour,  unearthing a hidden galra camp like a nest of angry wasps.  of course  there’s an air strike team in addition to ground troops awaiting ambush, creating a two-tiered firefight that isn’t impossibly daunting, but certainly required more ingenuity than standard patrol formations.  MFE nearly swerves into a canyon wall as rizavi keeps pace with her leader -- “griffin.  keeping in lockstep isn’t going to help anything.   this are real troops,   not a simulator.  we’re not being graded on precision here ! !” 

@eigenaces / /  starter call ! 

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so basically nadia consistently Nears Death with keith and never stops making fun of james. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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starter / plotting call ! 

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    “hey, kogane.  you got a minute?”   . . . or an hour?   brow furrows in attempt to look cool,  poorly disguising excitement.   she’s sick of staring at the simulator -- rarely granted afternoon break may promise a trip to the skies.  

@caniisrufus   

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Day Forty-Seven: Aboard IGF-Atlas with Kinkade and Rizavi.

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tag drop ! 

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do you like adrenaline junkies ?   sassy fighter pilots  ?    people with impossibly high standards for themselves  ?  

meet NADIA RIZAVI,  an MFE pilot from the animated series voltron: legendary defender  !   give this post a like /  reblog if you’re interested in interacting  ?  

private.  sporadic activity.  highly under construction.  piloted  /  loved by ali  & a sideblog to glacieroared.