24. She/her. An American in England. Irish. Italian. BioShock. Tea lover. Healer. Child of water. Sagittarius. Mermaid. YouTuber. Witch. Dogs. Hufflepuff. DIY. American Sign Language. Tattooed. Professional singer. Professional voice actor. Disney. SCP. Photogenic. My art blog: kittysartandask
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
These cutiepies are now married and to this day I still stan both of them you have no idea how happy this makes me they’re so wonderful I would die for them thank you for your time