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no context behind this painting.

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The three ogre brothers

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The dumbest reasons I (flight attendant) have had for flight delays:

Ran out of gas 30 minutes from our destination

The fueller gave us the wrong amount of gas and then went home so we had to spend an hour trying to get ahold of him so he could come back and fix it

Pilot got arrested on the plane for triple homicide

A man snuck on my plane and hid in the bathroom in an attempt to take the flight even though there were no more seats

A pilot had explosive diarrhea in the cockpit

A dog had explosive diarrhea in the cabin

A wasp was in the cockpit and the pilots freaked out

The cleaning crew broke the plane door

A man accidentally opened the overwing exit (while on the ground)

A man purposefully opened the overwing exit "to practice" (while on the ground)

A deer hit the plane

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Somehow never thought about the photographer and -

- my God.

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The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

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snom

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Huh

two…

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Nothing quite like soft characters going feral and feral characters going soft

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A capybara with an orange on its head in the annual capybara open-air bath at the Izu Shaboten Zoo 🍊

[Image Description: A series of 4 gifs of a capybara in a pool. It is surrounded by mandarin oranges floating all around it. In the first gif it is sort of slumped over, with the lower part of its head in the water. There’s an orange perfectly perched on its head. It blinks a few times in the second gif and moves slightly, turning towards the camera. In the third gif and fourth gifs the capybara has its head fully out of the water, looking directly at the camera, blinking and moving its head slightly back and forth. The last photo is text that reads “do not delete caption.” End description]

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It’s that time of year again

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wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

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“Ghost Stories” Print // sarahredaillust

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so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

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