hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy
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please potato of luck dont fail me now i need this
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Kung Pow Penising is now illegal
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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness
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Guys this is my Vriska Universe Fanfic plz enjoy :)
“Sans I- i know we’ve only known each other for half a day b-but i feel like we really know each other. A-And i know were from another planet a-and that makes us so different b-but” *Nagito leans forward as he brushes Sanses hair behind his ear* “N-Nagito?” Sans whispered flusteredly. *Nagito kisses sanses warm cheek softly and then leans in closer to his ear and whispers softly* “I want to have your baby.” Sanses eyes widen. He pushes nagito off of him “Nagito no! We c-cant! Is it even possible? Im a skelleton a-and your a human! Its never b-been done before… h-has it?” “No sans, but its worth it if i get to bring something new into the world! If i get to create life like everyone else! U skelletons realy do fascinate me” *sans blushes and wiggles his toes cuteley* “o-okay” :#) Onceler watches from a distance with a tear in his eye as the two share once last kiss before walking into the sunset along the beach as he muttered “how bad can i possibly be”.
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"Grandpa Knows the Best"(+Art)
In which your grandpa, Pulcinella, tells you a reason why Harbingers are bad as your partner.
Time set after Signora's funeral, before Sumeru setting, comedy/crack, dry humor, capitalist joke
Series I
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!!PLEASE STOP SCROLLING AND READ THIS!!
There's something called a KOSA Bill in the US. It's a project planning to cut off internet access to ALL CHILDREN WORLDWIDE. This means they are banning Chai/C.AI, Wattpad, AO3, Discord, Tumblr, Tiktok, etc.
To make matters worse, parents will have access to their children's internet activity, meaning chats, websites visited, apps opened, etc. Giving them NO privacy whatsoever. Esp. children who are LGBTQIA+, because in the US, it is deemed "inappropriate".
There is a solution to this, however only to people who have Tiktok, there is a user named omarsbigsister, if you check their profile, you can see in their bio it says "STOP KOSA!! ⬇️⬇️"
Below the text, there's a link. Now before you click on the link, there's a video you need to see, giving you instructions on what to do.
This is the video.
Plz do WHATEVER you can to boost this, tag friends, reblog, share, anything will do.
Tags: @randomweebhub @blankdemslate @raymett @donkeybro @corvid-steven @pookie-pie-12 @ipostmyhyperfixationsnshit @ask-the-anonymous-army @fandomsandwriting1 @myclutteredmess-but-reblogs PLS BOOST!!
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hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?
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