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day 67: deltarune tomorrow

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i prefer divorce and cheating to putting characters that make no sense together in a polycule tbh

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While I’m in my deep slumper in the cold of the Northern winter I wake up for 5 minutes every day to do Push ups 

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anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

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magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

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pukicho don't become a ceo in the near future trust 🙏🙏

Thanks for the tip! I was just about to become CEO of who gets to live or die

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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I don't care about anything and I kill everything

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vc canvases

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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

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slow and painful death to my enemies!

quick and merciful death to my friends!

standard type of death to everyone else

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I’m soggy bro

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Blitzen listens to monster by skillet not because it’s about being a monster but for the Christianity

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Blitzen listens to monster by skillet not because it’s about being a monster but for the Christianity

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accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me