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Nothing better to do tonight.

Today's the day then. Today's the day I finally get around to watching ZZ Gundam.

*sees someone online be really fucking weird about Haman Karn*

Today's the day then. Today's the day I finally get around to watching Exo Squad.

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I don't think anyone on tumblr in this day and age will admit to owning something with a Hamilton sticker on it.

Okay which of you little shits was this at Baltimore Pride today

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Man, somebody really doesn't want him in Dead by Daylight for some reason.

MultiVersus - Weirdo in a Mask Trailer

Huh, weird.

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Nah, it's fine. He's only gonna be a bastard for one day.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain. 😢

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Wheeljack's my second favorite Transformer. I'm currently up to Transformers Prime in my big Transformers watch and am a little pissed they turned him into a generic badass, so this is nice to see.

<3 I'm glad Wheeljack is his adorable self here <3

And awwwwww....it's good that Ratchet is starting to warm up to the humans <3

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You think they changed who the killer is? Or can you speedrun it like Data did with "A Scandal in Bohemia" in that one Star Trek episode?

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That's the most Hugh Jackman-ass looking of Poirot I've ever seen!

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Back in the previous issue, when Starscream and Soundwave ripped apart Skywarp in order to repair this guy of all people, my first thought was "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin."

"I HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE"

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Oh hell no I am NOT older than Captain Kirk I REFUSE-

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I think it's less the swearing on its own and more that he swears in the same way that all characters in a Warren Ellis story do, essentially giving them all the same voice. Kind of like how all Joss Whedon characters have the same quippy way of talking.

It didn't bother me too much in Castlevania, but I remember it getting on my nerves back when I read Transmetroplitan. After the tenth time a character went "Say something nice about Spider Jerusalem? I'd rather [long, detailed, and specific gross thing]." I was thinking okay, I get it, you're sooo punk rock, Ellis.

I know that there are a fair few who don't like Death's dialogue in the Castlevania show, but between Malcolm Mcdowell's delivery and the shear contrast with the prior much more erudite villains in the show makes him really entertaining?

Sometimes swearing fits with a character, y'know?

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personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat

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Ice cream trucks in the United States have two modes:

Scott Joplin rag

Song originally used in minstrel shows

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I'm not sure about "overplayed", but "Big Shot" always sounded like a wife beater anthem to me. Even the beat makes it sound like it's meant to synchronize with physical blows. Also not a fan of "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" because it goes on fucking forever. I'd change to a different station, listen to a few songs, then change back and Billy Joel's still singing about their Italian reeeeeeeestauraaaaaant. But other than that I love Billy Joel. Please don't tell my fellow Long Islanders any different.

Which popular, overplayed song do you both hate and are also a weird buzzkill about hating, like you’ll tell people why you hate it? Mine are “Sweet Home Alabama” (racist, please let me know if you would like the explanation of why it’s racist I am very happy to give it) and “Don’t Stop Believin’” (I don’t actually hate this song and I’ve even sung it in karaoke while very, very drunk, but I’m from Detroit so I am legally required to tell everyone around me that there is no such place as South Detroit)

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I'd say this goes back to the old slasher movies. When you watch a Freddy or Jason or whoever flick, be honest: You're there to watch them kill people in scary, stylish, or at least memorable ways. You're not really sympathizing with them, but you are rooting for them until the last five minutes when the final girl or Tommy Jarvis takes them out until the next movie.

The difference between them and Jigsaw is that while supernatural killers aren't real and those movies don't try to make you think "Maybe Freddy has a point, maybe he is her boyfriend now," Jigsaw's more like your average real life serial killer only with a really elaborate killing method. You're still watching the movies to see him murder people, but if they ask you seriously consider if he's onto something with his reasoning it'll get all weird.

Granted, I've never watched a Saw movie. I don't know how much of them have the writers simping for Jigsaw or how much of it is a dumbass audience assuming the deluded murderer villain is telling the truth and speaking for the writers because an anime protagonist didn't appear and yell "You're wrong, Jigsaw! Friendship!" But, if the tie-in game I saw Jerma stream one time is anything to go by, there is some of the former in them.

Yeaaah, definitely a choice.

Like how Don't Breathe 2 portrayed the villain from the first film as a protective antihero trying to rescue his adopted daughter... carefully ignoring that the plot of the first film involved some burglar's discovering that said villain kidnapped a woman who had killed his original daughter, and was keeping her locked in his basement to "make a replacement".

Generally the rule of thumb is, when having overtly evil characters at the lead, is to either have them faced off against people who are worse in some way (see any given Punisher Max story, for example) OR have the plot involve their eventual downfall by hubris, a heroic antagonist or something.

The fact that Saw X's plot apparently involves John Kramer (the trap dude) going to Mexico to cure the cancer that caused his murder spree in the first place... only to find upon returning to the US that they scammed him, leading to his kidnapping the doctors and sticking them in various devices for revenge. While there could be an argument that their preying on sick and desperate people (their business model from the trailers seemingly being scamming people with inoperable cancer, pretending to operate on them and then pocketing the money) has some level of catharsis for the audience (as in the amusement of the scammers targeting the "wrong guy"), it's still just... mean spirited.

But then, the Saw, Hostel etc. franchises were never really my bag, in all honesty. Not fun to watch, in my opinion, a left over from that period in the early 2000s when horror moved away from slasher movies and occasionally special effects heavy haunted house film to being just kinda mean gory films that either were commenting on the US' use of torture in the war on terror in a negative light (I believe that there's a Michael Sheen/Samuel L Jackson film in this vein somewhere) or ones that seemed like borderline propaganda designed to desensitise people.

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Oh God, that was so long ago. It was most likely a Mario one since I was hanging out at Mario and Nintendo fansites back when I first used the internet.

What was the first fanfic everyone read? Any ship, any fandom...

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Out of context, this implies Evil Reed is dating Mole Man.

Don’t know what the context actually is, so I’ll assume that’s the case.

And that's how we know he's evil Reed

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Even covered in fur, Beast looks just like a Don Bluth Boyfriend.

Today I learned that Don Bluth was going to make an adult-leaning adaptation of Dracula back in 2009, but it ultimately fell apart. Aw man.

Although judging from the article Joss Whedon was apparently due to write the script, so like the potential Whedon Wonder Woman movie from around that period, probably dodged a bullet there also.

Bluth was also apparently going to make a Beauty and the Beast adaptation back in the 1980s, only for that not to go anywhere either.