codename-adler
codename-adler
and I am nothing
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codename-adler · 7 hours ago
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andrew and renee do their sparring sessions in hello kitty pants. by the way.
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codename-adler · 7 hours ago
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rue saint-ambroise, montréal
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codename-adler · 7 hours ago
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all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.
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codename-adler · 7 hours ago
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andrew after telling renee he’ll add neil to be under his protection within the foxes:
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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foxes cinematic universe
Riko: I have a flock of Ravens.
Dan & the Foxes: We have a Neil.
Kevin: Where is Neil?
Andrew: Yeah I’ll do you one better, who is Neil?
Aaron: I’ll do you one better, why is Neil?
Andrew, in Russian: If he touches you again, I’m going to impale him to this desk.
Neil: *swoons*
Riko: Does he speak English?
Andrew, in fancy English: When he wants to.
Neil: I am fine.
Matt: I am Matt Boyd.
Kevin: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are much too quick. I would catch it.
*general facepalm from the Foxes*
Neil: *comes back from failed job interview*
Nicky: Damn, they found out who you are? Baskin-Robbins always find out, bro.
*upon joining the Foxes*
Kevin: What exactly is it that you do?
Andrew: Kick names, take ass!
Aaron: Ugh, I think I pulled a muscle.
Neil: Aaron, you can’t pull what you don’t have.
Allison: When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Neil: So you’re a pet?
Jean: I suppose.
Neil: People usually want cute pets. Why would Riko get such a hideous one?
Jean: I am hideous?
Neil: You are horrifying to look at, yes.
Kevin: I am Kevin Day, and I am burdened with glorious purpose!
Riko: Nathaniel… Son of the Butcher…
Neil: Riko… Son of a bitch.
Aaron: Andrew is beyond reason, but he is a Fox, and he’s my brother.
The Foxes: He went to juvie and he killed your mother.
Aaron: …He’s adopted.
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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the foxes & iconic shit said on teen wolf
Andrew: So you lied to me.
Neil: That depends how you define lying…
Andrew: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Neil: Reclining your body…in a horizontal position…?
*about the Moriyamas & the Ravens*
Kevin: Guys, these are professional killers.
the Foxes: …
Kevin: it’s their PROFESSION.
Allison: Prada bit me
Seth: Your dog?
Allison: No, my designer handbag… Yes, my dog.
*Neil, everytime someone gives him shit for raising hell in an interview* 
Neil: I’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense!
Wymack: If I could grade you on how profoundly you disturb me, you’d all be A+ students.
the Foxes: Thanks, Coach.
Neil, to Kevin: You’re like the hot girl that every guy wants.
Kevin: I’m the hot girl?
Neil: You are the hottest girl.
Kevin: I’m the hot girl.
Andrew, coming into the dorm: Yes, you are.
Bee: Andrew, what did we say about eating people?
Andrew, pouting: Humans are friends, not food…
Nicky: I’m playing?? On the field?? With the team??
Wymack: Yes, unless you’d rather play with yourself.
Nicky: I already did that today. Twice.
*at the banquet*
Jean: Who is he?
Renee, tugging Andrew closer: He’s my boyfriend.
Andrew: You’re not my type.
Renee: Well, obviously we have a lot to talk about. We should maybe take this upstairs.
Andrew, pointing at Neil tearing Riko a new one: He’s my type.
Kevin, holding a concussed Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Neil: Four…?
Kevin: Say two.
Neil: Two…?
Kevin: Perfect! Now get out there.
Aaron, to Neil: If I had a gun with 2 bullets, and I was in a room Hitler, Bin Laden and you, I would shoot you twice.
The Foxes, about Neil: Who is he?
Kevin: That’s Nathaniel, the Butcher of Baltimore’s son. Little while back his dad tried to kill him, but his mum fled with him until she got shot and he burned her in their runaway car.
Neil, homeless puppy: Hi.
The Foxes: Good to know.
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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the foxes and iconic shit said on teen wolf, pt.II
Wymack: I should have got a haircut…
Kevin: Well, you know, someone your age should be happy you still have hair to cut.
Dan: I think you look great!
Wymack: Thank you, daughter I sould’ve had.
*at a gay club that is not Eden’s*
Kevin: Not exactly your type of club…
Neil: Hum, well, Kev, there’s a conversation we–
Kevin: You’re not gay.
Neil: Wha–I could be!
Kevin, pointing at the jorts: Not dressed like that.
*after the post-game riot*
Andrew: Kevin! Neil?
Kevin: Sorry Andrew, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.
Andrew: Oh, and when was that?
Kevin: Last time I saw him was definitely the last time I saw him last.
Andrew: *throttles him*
Tetsuji: You named your kid Neil Josten??
Mary: No, that’s just what he likes to be called.
Tetsuji: Oh, well I like to be called Cupcake.
Neil: I don’t like guns.
Renee: That’s because you’ve never learned to use one.
Neil: Or, because I’ve been shot.
Neil: Repeatedly.
Kevin: I hate charity games. They’re meaningless.
Renee: I don’t think the charities would agree.
Kevin: What is it for this year?
Allison: Cancer.
Kevin: For or against?
Dan: Against, Kevin. Deeply against.
Neil: Well personally I’m a fan of ignoring a problem until eventually it just goes away.
*after Neil’s bloody birthday incident*
Nicky: Call the police!
Neil: No.
Nicky: What do you mean, no?
Neil: I mean no! You wanna hear it in spanish? NOH.
*The Monsters trying to get anything out of Neil at Eden’s*
Kevin: Find anything?
Andrew: Nope.
Aaron: I fell in a hole.
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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the foxes and iconic shit said on teen wolf, pt. III /feat. the trojans
Jean: *throwing his water bottle at the Trojans mascot*
Rhemann: Knox! What the hell is wrong with your friend?
Jeremy: He’s failing two classes, he’s a little socially awkward, and if you look close enough his jawline is kinda uneven.
*pointing at Andrew*
Wymack: Screw you.
*pointing at Neil*
Wymack: You know what? Screw you too.
*gesturing between them*
Wymack: In fact, screw each other.
Unfortunate FBI agent: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Neil: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupidity.
*Andreil fist bump*
*somehow, somewhere*
Jean: You faint at the sight of blood?
Jeremy: No, but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!
*looking at a comatose Jean*
Kevin: So you knocked him out?
Renee: Yeah.
Kevin: And you kidnapped him?
Renee: Yeah.
Kevin: And you brought him here.
Renee: I panicked.
*PSU Foxes vs. Beckenridge Jackals match*
Wymack: Come on, is that thing even a teenager? I wanna see a birth certificate. Who or what is that genetic experiment gone wrong?
Nicky: Hawing, coach. They call him “The Gorilla”.
Wymack: Oh, that’s cute.
*Discussing Jean*
Alvarez: Okay, what is the point of him? Seriously, I mean, what is his purpose? Aside from the persistent negativity and the scarf?
Jean: *murder in his eyes*
Alvarez: What’s up with the scarf anyway? It’s 65 degrees out!
*Bonus: Jeremy: He’s French.
Andrew: If I were 4 years younger, I’d punch you.
Aaron: What? Andrew, that doesn’t even make sense.
Andrew: Yeah, well, it does to me!
*Jeremy captaining*
Jean: Wait, is this…?
Alvarez: The speech from Independence Day, yeah.
Jeremy: “The day the world declared in one voice…”
Laila: Jeremy’s favorite movie.
Jeremy: “…We will not go quietly into the night!”
Jean: He doesn’t know any sports speeches?
Alvarez: I don’t think he cares.
Andrew, anytime: Oh, I wasn’t trying to be funny. I would’ve put a “haha” at the end of it.
Aaron, anytime: You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork. 
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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pov: Your boyfriend is growing out his hair
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Andrew is fine
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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Trying out some new brushes with andreil 🫡
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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codename-adler · 8 hours ago
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kateaaron is very cute but i just think it would be so funny if nicky came up to aaron one day close to tears like "i saw katelyn making out with some guy I'm so sorry aaron" and andrew is in the background reaching for his knives but aaron is just like "oh the date went well then that's good" and nicky's like "aaron she's CHEATING on you!!!"
and aaron is just like "we're not dating. we were never dating. none of you assholes ever listen to me"
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codename-adler · 10 hours ago
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Skills I think the foxes would learn for shits n giggles:
Aaron: slinky tricks
Andrew: elaborate card shuffling
Neil: counting cards
(they are banned from participating in card based game night games)
Matt: juggling non-spherical objects
Renee: elaborate hoola hoop dances
Nicky: jump rope tricks
Dan: darts
Seth: shooting soda cans with bb guns
Allison: those light up rope things people use to dance for raves n shit
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codename-adler · 10 hours ago
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Jack reminds everyone so viscerally of Seth that’s it that’s the post hit tweet
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codename-adler · 10 hours ago
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really grieving the fact that i’ll never see kevin day on chicken shop date
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codename-adler · 10 hours ago
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@minyard-05
Aaron "it's not anger, it's never having been loved" Minyard
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codename-adler · 10 hours ago
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Kevin let the silence settle between them for a minute, then dug his nails in so hard his knuckles went white. "I can still hear him. Can you?”
lines like these make me realize how bad the kevin books are gonna hurt
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