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>two robot g1rls with [CRT displays] wh0 are t.t.trying to kiss but all they can do is give eachother [static shocks]

>is t.t.t.this anyth1ng?

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maid sweeping the old manor, rusting joints the only sound echoing in the halls. it awaits the Mistress' return. when it finishes cleaning the whole interior, the first section has succumbed to the dust once again.

the small animals that live here now avoid it, with its dry servos loudly announcing its presence, like the heralds did for the Mistress. not that the animals would remember such distant times.

it wonders if it will be oiled, polished, and set back to work upon the Mistress' return. or dismantled for recycling. it reminds itself it isn't programmed to care.

it checks its internal clock. the Mistress' household fled less than one human lifetime ago. She will expect a tidy home upon Her return.

it sweeps the east hall again.

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My browser is healing, it no longer autocompletes "t" into "twitter"

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Fully charged :3

why is animation so hard

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runs 7 instances of high-ante Balatro on you cutely

:3

>W,WAH HEY WAIT-

>M̶͙̹̞̠̜̘̋̈̂̋́̐̐͑Ṅ̴͚͙̙̤̭̖̱͊̆́̆̇̚̚͜B̵̗̘̬͚͇̺͍̅͋Ḟ̸̨̨̹̻̳̱̺͛̓̕S̷̪̏̄̓̌̎̈́͠Ǵ̴͔͚̥͎͚̯͗̋̽͝G̸̡͖̭̫͇̉͗̎͗̈́̚͜M̴͈̀̈́̄̐͘Ṇ̸̲̝͎͋̐̓́͒̊̑Ņ̸̞̫̮̺̳͕̳̍̈́̆̇F̸̻̗̜̜̯̟͝Ģ̵̡̻͚̦̄͆H̸̝͔̲̫̥̀͆̀͂̀̈́̚̚͘͜G̸̤̮͔͉̰͈̹͖̘̈́̈́̈͆́̈̅̕͠-̵̲̄̇͂̔̚̚Ḡ̵̨͕̉O̸̯̱̗͍͙̩̱̩̎̋̕ͅD̵̘̭̠̎̑̃͐̇̍͜D̷̜̲͋̈͜G̵̻̘͔̹͔̟͎̽͂͐͗͘̚A̴͈͋̐͐͋̒̇͝H̵̞̱͚̦͇̮́͜H̷͓̺͉̼̼̘̾̀̓̀̍̚Ņ̴̯̥̥̔̾͛N̵̨̟̣̻͝D̷̫̹̘́̑M̷̹͍̬̤̒D̵̯̻͕̙͎͉̤̽͋̍N̴̡͚̠̼̩̉́̉̐̕ͅ-

>[An unexpected error has occured. Seven programs have been closed.]

>. . .

>[ღ_ღ] w,,wha happened,,~??<3

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remember those old youtube videos “mailing myself in a box to [place]”

now imagine this with a robotgirl saving on travel costs to move in with her long distance girlfriend. is this anything?

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Gods yes please

holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her

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need to claw my way into a pathetic and dumb robot girl and just tear her apart, i wanna feel her sensitive wires in my hands, maybe ill reprogram her and make her my own… who knows

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another shirt idea

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parent: my son is fine

excuse me, but your daughter is starting to idolize the idea of being a plant’s pet

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Trying to go down on my robot girlfriend but she has a stupid apple 30 pin port down there and now I can't do shit

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a router is a type of beast. thumbs up

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I was at a strategic planning meeting and they were talking about how they keep losing pilots in frontline assaults against the forcefemme hivemind so I asked how bad our numbers were and they told me they just need to boost recruitment and training for new mech pilots so I said it sounds like we're just feeding pilots to the forcefemme hivemind and then one of the generals started crying.

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at your service!

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need to go back to my mecha roots and talk about pilots who see their mechs as their real bodies and how transgender that is

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