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COME BACK DOWN TO MY KNEES

*tagged w twitter username
sorry for my long absence it will happen again
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u guys gotta be careful with making human pet guy sound cool and life a funny charming humourist grifter. Im pretty sure hes not, but dude who claims to have wack ass politics that all happen to line up with his fetistish is kinda funny. Is the thing.
#Read tha blog read the room. I cant rhetorically just say. Oh freak cause human pet stuff#I need to keep idealogical consistency here
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drew this yesterday to cheer me up 💖
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Samsung VR400RC "Puppie" VCR in transparent blue 2000 (x)
#Now if they didn’t want me to be a pervert about it why did they call it that.......#Her daily pretend maintainence....... flip her over and.... well u get it. Little tape in her mouth
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1953. Illustration by Frederic Varaday.
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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting
#Tries to see if I can offer one of any categories for the ronin and I’m still coming up with my manifesto.#Cars who are cute widdle puppies that like to be to fucked#If ur ever feeling like ur individual fetishes aren’t doing it feel free to combo them#I just woke up from being a dog tho so idk how good my advice is gonna be#I dont get off to getting killed or other things being killed but i do get off to destroying non sentient machinery so u could try that.#It’s similar
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Her daily pretend maintenance
#THIS IS MY BLOGS THESIS STATEMENT#NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN MORE ON POINT THAN THIS IMAGE#you CAN!!!!!!!!! fuck cute widdle cars. cause they are adorable little puppies. and u are supposed to coddle and fuck them#and GET UR HANDS IN THERE#T________T ITS POSTURE AND EXPRESSION ARE SO CUTE THAT SOULD BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#doesnt specify
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Early design by Ron Cobb for Alien (1979)
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jerking off isnt enough i need to become either a progamer or an athelete <too disabled for those also
#Simple not enough hours nor non rsi pain in the day (also true of viddy games. How do u think i got RSIs)#About to get on that repressed white boy fitness journey <I’m just thinking on that one movie i think. Whatevr
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I’m at the election results. I’m at the altered kink headspace. I’m at the combination election results altered kink headspace.
#Lemme tell u I’m enjoying one of those sensation much more than the other#Vibes so bad I needed multimodal posting
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why are u posting cropped versions of ur robot fucker art with no indication of were to see the uncropped stuff. hey. hey. lemme see that.....
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