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sucks that if you show someone your cool new bruise they usually say something like "yeowch!" or "oh no how did you get that?" instead of ooh so pretty i like the shape & colors

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If your robot girlfriend makes you cum, don't post about it on tumblr. People will get mad that your orgasm was AI generated

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Actually speaking of ddg going to shit. I had this one aswell previously. at least in this case perhaps it just knew what i wanted better than i did

[ID: 10 image search results. 4 of them of high heeled shoes, 6 of them of offset car wheel rims. END]

i will leave it up to the imagination which i was actually searching for

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nooooo babe i promise im a real person and i havent spent way to long getting nichely philosophical and horny about confounding things. [has to do smth i dont what to do] well camus said the solution of a problem can not do away with one of its terms, we have to preserve the very thing that crushes us. and speaking of crushing me.

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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music

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I think the whole "it's ok to wanna be the bottom for these brutal scary kinks but being the top/dom is gross and problematic" kinds of posts are weird like. I just wanna make this dummy happy and maybe cum in the process, we are playing pretend, I am literally playing with toys (heh heh heh).

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do you.... want to fuck a computer...?

YES I WANT TO HEAR A COMPUTER WHINE AS ITS FAN KICKS INTO HIGH GEAR WHEN I TUG GENTLY ON ITS WIRES AND CARESS ITS CIRCUIT BOARDS

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After Image

[special thanks to cowsaresushi for paneling help and story checks]

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[i feel like lying down in a dark horribly managed server room with all the wires on the floor on top of me like a blanket with the blinking lights of the servers being the only source of light and the constant ambience of the fans whirring would fix me.]

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i was just confirming for myself what platforms ultrakill is on (i mean. its the most pc game looking ass pc game...) but did not bargain for...

[From the wikipedia page under reception]

On 8 December 2022, Ultrakill gained official controller rumble support, under the guise of being sex toy support. Its developer released an official mod called UKbutt, adding support for a plugin called buttplug.io. The mod was created by Ultrakill programmer PITR and buttplug.io lead Kyle "qDot" Machulis.[9] New Blood CEO Dave Oshry remarked that "at no point when originally testing or discussing the game with Hakita or anyone at [New Blood] were any of us like 'they're gonna want sex'." The mod was met with a wave of positive user reviews.[10]

which. um. thats quite the rabbit hole to follow.... people are..... for real fucking video games/the computers/THE HOT ROBOTS (via referred input i guess).

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ok so like machine repair is definitely sexual and definitely topping. however I think changing parts on a car is more akin to service topping, than changing parts on a computer is.

like. with a computer, its delicate, fragile, you need to take care of it and treat it well. gentle microfiber cloth and static wristband for its comfort, and be gentle with the connections. mind how every component of a machine is a glass cannon, and it will love you in return. the car is a cast block of lead, steel, plastic, and rubber, with more blocks of metal in it that are meant to take a beating. its a household industrial machine, it can crush you, it can kill you, it can take your hand if you fuck up. the car is in control here, not you.

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sometimes u gotta stop thinking about guy you invented for hypno porn and be honest about the reality represented in the source material okay

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macintosh se/30 + jenny holzer, "someone wants to cut a hole in you and fuck you through it, buddy." ✣ iphones 7 to x + rs benedict's "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny."

[ID: The first image shows a vintage Apple Macintosh computer with a clear case, making its inside circuitry visible. It is against a white background. On top of it are the words "Someone wants to cut a hole in you and fuck you through it, buddy." pasted on top like a collage. The second image is monochromatic and shows a series of sleek modern iPhones lined along the top against a black background. Underneath is text in all caps in a sans serif font reading: "Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny." /end ID.]

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[Realization] aw nuts. Violence intimacy cause it lets you struggle over the raw nerve feeling of any intimacy explicitly

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Bad Lancer post

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"So horny i need to be put down" "so horny im want to get married" wrong. way way worse than that.

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