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If you don’t want this to be Giovanni and Lt. Surge I guess you can pretend it’s Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer

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I guess there may be people following this blog who don’t follow my main one, so reblogging this just in case. I took some of the Giovanni/Surge ideas I had a few years back and made a whole comic out of it that you can read for a dollar on itchio now.

I was so moved by all the doujinshi I saw on my trip to Japan last month I wanted to make one of my own, so I spent the next six weeks revisiting some of that Giovanni/Lt. Surge business I was on about a few years back and made a 42 page sexy gay violent pokemon fancomic about Giovanni and Lt. Surge being handsy with each other.

I just finished it so if you want to read it the whole thing is pay what you want on itchio for anyone willing to throw at least a dollar my way for the pdf. (Content warning for blood, violence, eye trauma, gore, and animal/pokemon death, but the actual romancey parts are pretty fluffy and cuddly)

I’m also posting pages one at a time on my twitter in case you don’t have a dollar but still want to read it. I’d link to it but for some reason tumblr is not letting me copy and paste links, so just keep an eye on Coelasquid @ twitter for those updates.

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Little Pipeburn bonus freebie, please mind all the appropriate warnings about surgery and body horror if you aren’t into that (the slipshine chapter doesn’t include anything like that, in case you were worried)

All 24 pages of Pipeburn in the first chapter on slipshine are completely body horror free fluffy cyberpunk romance, but I have a few little extra freebies planned to flesh out the world/characters some more, this particular one featuring a spooky nightmare surgeon and the origin behind a few of Gray’s more obvious scars.

If you wanna see these updates before they go public, I post them for anyone pledging any amount on patreon.

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Oh, the reason I kinda trailed off and never updated the Ignis/Gladio comic or the Volt/kou one was I diverted all my energy into recycling my Bouncer headcanons to put together this new original series you can read with a Slipshine subscription!

I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted on Tumblr, but I’ve got a new (nsfw) comic series called Pipeburn Cafe that anyone with a slipshine subscription can go read the first chapter of on the site now! I dunno if I’m allowed to link to slipshine on this site with their current rules about nsfw content but hey, check it out (if you’re over 18), it’s probably the prettiest comic I’ve ever made.

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I think a lot about the attitude shift between the very rigid, buttoned-down younger Ignis in the anime and the sassy hips, leopard print, tight pants, and Cuban heels Ignis in the games, and how it seems like as soon as Ignis stopped having to pick up Noct from school he gave up portraying himself to the world like some kind of sexless milquetoast butler.

So here’s the beginnings of a comic about Gladio realizing for the first time that Ignis Fucks.

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If anyone in this crew deserves a big beefy dude to smooch at the end of the day to wind down it’s Ignis

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Younger Iggy and Gladio having a spat about who knows what’s best for Noct.

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Noct finally does a good bro solid for Ignis

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This was how chapter 10 went, right?

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Kou trying to make Volt his Bond Girl, Volt trying to figure out whether he needs to send Kou’s head home on a platter to get the message across to not pursue him. This game had a lot of wasted potential for Secret Agent Kou squaring up against rogue security specialist Volt.

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What’s that? You want more Bouncer content? How about this extremely self-indulgent Tom of Finland Volt?

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You want rarepairs I got yer rarepairs right here. Volt Krueger and Kou Leifoh are my OG OTP. The One True OTP.

Since no one else will ever make Bouncer content, I’m just going to declare it popular opinion that Volt’s red contacts are prescription.

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Apparently one of the pokemon comics has a plot point about Giovanni losing his childhood Nidoking and Machamp, so for the sake of this story lets say not all of his pokemon came back with him from the war.

And I know thunderstones only cost the equivalent of like 20-50 bucks in the games, but lets say that the war’s fucking up the supply lines and demand and driving up the prices of evolution stones.

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Flashbacks continue with Surge talking up Gio in front of his boss.

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How about an *ominous flashback* featuring 20-something Gio working part time at the Celadon department store.

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I redrew Giovanni’s face like seven times in that last panel because I got sick of him just looking smug and bored all the time, and “moderately threatening toothy grin” seemed to be the only thing that worked.

For the people asking who Archer is, he’s that one blue-haired Team Rocket Admin that was in Gold/Silver and Pokemon Let’s Go

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Someone said the Lt. Surge/Giovanni ship should be called “WarCrimes” and that was such a good name I had to make content for it.