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The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that
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Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks
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A lighthouse in Michigan, before and after major ice storm
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when u don’t know how to comfort someone else but u try anyway

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Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
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Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden
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Japanese or red-crowned cranes in standing in morning mist, Japan, Tim Laman.
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my cat: mrow
me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!
my cat:
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