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did i do anything productive today? not really did i dream up a new au i absolutely don't need? … next question

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idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like "oh man. that's gonna need some ice." and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦

If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum Pussy 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😘😱☕️🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

Don’t be a Grinch 😡🦵🩺 SEND 💌📲 this to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS!! 🎅👯‍♀️🕺 If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🔥😉😏 but if u get NONE back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑

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do you know any cool cat facts 👉👈

Not all cats are effected by catnip! Only around a third of cats get all goofed up around it. Apparently the reactivity to catnip is hereditary.

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tried out apothecary diaries the other day, got inspired to do a study, redrew jinmao as Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss", died

ive been sick for a while so excuse the messiness

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meoooowww….mrreoowww…

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Did you know that cats can be right or left-pawed in the same way that humans have a dominant hand? Females tend to prefer their right paw, while males are often lefties!

that is very cool.... i also did not know this....

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(Pretend im sending this on anon)

sus.......

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Did you know that the fluff and fuzz inside a cat's ear is called "ear furnishings"?

WHAT NO I DIDN'T THAT'S HILARIOUS

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Did you know that the biggest butterfly in the world has a wingspan of up to 31cm? It's called a Queen Alexandra's Birdwing!

i can't say i did!

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BOO! 👻👻👻👻

AAAAAAAAAAH!! IT'S MOSTTERRIFYING!!!

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when it's 33C in my room and i am moving in a week it is NOT the time to become fixated on a new fic idea. IT IS NOT IT IS NOT IT IS--

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This dorky cat child is gonna slay my feelings, I JUST KNOW IT.

do not repost, use, edit, etc.

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animan fic where adrien and alya run into each other in the bushes and end up making out a little while ninette actually hit it off and then they all go out for ice cream

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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:

If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.

Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!