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Oh no! Destined One and Reader got captured!

Now it's up to the chatty star to rescue them. It had to stealth it's way while avoiding enemies. Currently it had enough stardust to create small figures, perfect for creating distraction.

BAM!

He stopped, After the last attempt, which caused a huge pain to his shoulder, he realized that, yes, the cage was in solid iron and impossible to open with brute force. The cage moved in the air, the silent scream of the chain echoed in the cave, and you needed to hold on to one of the bars to avoid falling.

"UGH! Don't worry, we're going to get out of here!"

If those snake demons haven't taken away his weapon! The ambush had taken you all unprepared, and now all of you were taken hostage until the snake lord decided to have you both as a lunch.

"We're going to ... Hey ..."He noticed your meek behavior, your worried Look while you held your hands on your chest. "It's gonna be okay! We're getting out soon..."

"It's not that..." You said, "It's...little star Is all alone...without us...they're going to be all alone and..."

Oh, you were worried for the chatty star... They were the only one that was able to get away from the ambush; their size was an advantage in that situation. He looked at you and forced a smile.

"I'm sure that they'll manage. And we're going to find them in no time!"

You looked at him and tried to take comfort in a hug. Deep down, however, he wasn't that sure either.

///

One of the two demons yawned, showing his fangs in the act, while the other one was more occupied in fixing his armor.

"Quit it," the bird one said. "We won't be at the banquet. Who cares how your armor looks..."

"Well," the other spoke, "I do! I mean, what if they decide to let us in! I wouldn't mind a bite of those two."

"Yeah, like if there will be anything left for us."

"Maybe some bones! We can do brooth with Bones!"

The other groaned, mostly from exhaustion at dealing with his overly positive friend.

"Seriously, let's stop talking about food, or I'm going to start to see—...!!!"

"See?" His friend looked at him curiously. "See what?"

The tired one, now more focused, held the muzzle of his friend and pointed towards the not-so-distant figure of a BEAUTIFUL maiden. The two looked at her silky dress, moving with the wind, her plump cheeks full of life, her so-so delicious flesh...

The two looked at each other, then started to run towards the Maiden, with saliva ALREADY dripping from their mouths.

"Master won't notice if we're missing for a bit!"

"Fresh meat, here we come!"

After they left, from behind a rock that they used as a hiding spot, something shiny and small floated around, making sure that the area was clear.The little star sighed in relief. After the confirmation, satisfied that their small trick did in fact fool those two guards.

"Better be fast!" They said, "When they noticed that their launch was an illusion they'll be far away! Hang in there, friends; I'M COMING!"

///

The hideout of the Yaoguai that had captured their friends, the Chaos … something something of Chaos, was built where once there must have been a mine. Long tunnels like veins in the body of the Mountain, reaching levels that light could never reach, the only source of that were some fires ,lighted here and there tò help the guards, and some Crystals that had some strange proprieties.

The small star kept on flying, following the caves and the lights, hoping maybe to be able to find any proof of your survival and your whereabouts. Of course they knew that a flying light was a curious thing; they couldn't count all the times that you had to hold them and remind them that enemies could have easily spotted you for that.

They moved only when the way was clear, making sure not to be seen by the inhabitants of the mine, but mostly trying to collect some information about their two Friends!

It was when the temperature became high and the steam was like a fig that they realized that they must have found the kitchen.

Cauldrons full of soup grumbled on the fire, big chunks of meat were roasting on the skewer, and vegetables of many kinds were posed in big pies in some baskets and compact of riaddormentata plates were curtently being cleaned by a pig yaoguai.

Poor Bajie, he would had hate the view about that other demon…

Another figure appeared in the fog of the steam, a tall and slim figure, a big salamander yaoguai that, with a splashing sound, had almost thrown in a bucket full of water the pile of plates he held in his slimy arms.

"Carefully there!" Screamed the pig, sticking his butcher knife in the wooden tablet, "Master wants his fine china for the banquet!"

"Why the occasion anyway?" Resounded with a screeching voice the other, "A monkey and a human… They're not good even for a soup!"

"Ah, silly one! They're the infamous Destined One and his companion! The ones that had put down two of the strongest Yaoguais in the country!"

"They're not that special if they were caught so easily, if you ask me."

"Who cares what you think! Take care of that china and don't break anything! He'll cook personally those two in the main hall so he'll save us some work!"

Oh…so that was his plan… Wait, COOKING THEM?! Little Star needed to find them before dinnertime!

///

"How did he..."

The Fox yaoguai kept on examining the small piece of wood in his paw.

The size was the one of a toothpick, and some monkey magic was able to turn it into a full and functional weapon. They said that it was something that every monkey could do, and Heritage from the old sage. That's why almost no one could figure out how to make it work.

His master entrusted him to watch over the weapon in case something. Something funny happened, and so he took the chance to try to understand this peculiar ability and object.

He was so busy on his task that he felt his heart jump in his throat when he heard the clash of the spear on the ground when the guard in front of him called back his attention.

"Slack of work are you?!"

"N-no, no, sir!" He jumped on his feet, still holding the small stick.

"I received the order! Tò being the staff back to our master! Hand it over!"

"…but I thought master wanted the staff to be bu—"

"Are you questioning our lord?!"

"N-no, no, sir!"

Trembling in fear, the fox held the stick to the guard, more afraid to disobey an order than to question a guard.

"Good! And since you were so bold to question me… Go and run around outside our hideout!"

"R-run?!"

"TWENTIES TIMES!"

"B-but—"

"NOW!"

He ran so fast that he almost tumbled on his foot. Only when sure that he was really gone did the form of the guard disappear, and the small star chuckled, holding the weapon.

"This trick still comes in handy! Now, I must find my friends here!"

///

"Greetings, my friend and fellow companions!"

The voice of the Crocodile, lord of these Yaoguais, laughed, holding his chalice high in the air.

"You know, at the end of every month, we all meet in this humble abode and feast on the best catch! And, tonight, I'll offer you the best of the best!"

A huge applause erupted in the hall, so strong to cover the sound of the bubbling guanti pot in the middle of the place.

"This morning, i thought, a Good monk would be such a good MEAL for everyone! So i sent a few of my trusted tò fetch One…and you know Who they found?!"

From the ceiling, a hole appeared from a mechanism that allowed you and Yuán Fèn Cage to lower. It stopped only when everyone was able to look at the both of you, a series of gasps and woohs from the guests.

"Look! The Destined One and his little mortal friend! The most wanted figure in our newly formed society!"

Looking down, Yuán Fèn noticed the pot. He started to slam the bars harder, feeling your panicked breath near him.

"And soon…our dinner! So, let's not waste more time and…"

He moved a lever; the chain of your cage started again to lower.

The laugh, the sound of incitement, grew. The heat of the cauldrons rose, making the bars wet and hotter.

Yuán Fèn kept on slamming, beating, but nothing moved. He felt now the same panic as you…he felt…helpless.

"Y-yu…Yuán…." Your trembling voice reached his ears. His scared eyes met yours, already wet and trembling.

His arms held you immediately; he wanted to hold you and, having the choice, give you the less painful death he could give you. Your fingers held so strongly his robes, trying to catch some comfort.

"Y/n?"

"Y…yes?"

"If...if this is our last moment together...I just...I just wanted to tell you that—"

"STAAAAAAAR POOOOWEEEEEEER!"

"I star Power too!……what?"

Then, something shiny and small crashed towards the cage. The move made the cage rise to the point that the hook that anchored it to the chain loosened its grip. Before you could crash ruinously on the ground, Yuán Fèn was fast enough to grasp you and one of the bars with his feet, avoiding both of you too much damage.

In the landing, the gate crashed on a few of the guests, killing them in one instant. Others were partially or completely boiled by the oil in the pot that was hit by the same cage before, and a fire started to spread since the embers of the one that was under the cauldrons were now scattered around.

"Uuugh…you…you okay?" Yuán Fèn freed you from his grasp.

"I...I think I need to throw up… What…happened?!"

And before you could get an answer, the same small and shiny thing started to move away a few of the bars that were damaged from the impact, creating an exit.

"Hello there!" Their small and cute voice echoed in the chaos.

"Star!" You both exclaimed in relief.

"Sorry for the wait, uff! This place is a maze!" They threw the small stick to the monkey, which turned to its original side. "No time to talk, time to kick!"

"Oooh," he said with a grin, his eyes meeting the crocodile that was trying to flee the scene. "Someone is going to get kicked for sure…"

"I needed some new boots!" You laughed, following the monkey out from the cage.

///

The fire roared behind you, but, despite everything, you all couldn't care less about it.

"Thank you, Little One," said the monkey, giving the chatty one some scratch. "We would be deep friends if it wasn't for you!"

"Who would believe that you were the rescue type?" You laughed a bit.

"Aaaaw, please, guys, stop!" They looked almost embarrassed, taking a small pink shade. "You would have done the same!"

"Why don't we go back home and have our own feast! To thank our little savior?"

"Be careful, Yuán Fèn, or someone here is going to take away your job!"

And while another explosion started again, you all burst into a good laugh.

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klauuyt · 1 month ago

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so cool!!!

Jiaozi

(A/N: These were the only picrew with Chinese hanfu I could find. She has pink hair and it was supposed to waist length and wavy.)

Name: Princess Jiaozi of the Golden Cauldron Kingdom Nickname: Taohua (桃花) – "Peach Blossom" (childhood nickname due to the soft pink hue of her hair and natural floral scent, uses as her mortal alias.) Titles: Epitome of Celestial Grace, Keeper of the Verdant Arts Pen Name: Lady Crimson Ink (Zhu Bi Niangzi)

Appearance: Jiaozi is the very picture of celestial delicacy—petite, ethereal, with peach blossom-colored hair cascading down her back in silken waves. Her skin is luminescent like porcelain kissed by moonlight, and her eyes are jade green, like the first tender shoots of spring Always surrounded by a faint floral aura, vines and blossoms gently trail her steps, responding to her emotions. She usually wears pink and green with gold hanfus with designs of spring and soft ping footwear but when she's in her glade she'll be barefoot. As Taohua, she ties her hair in braided buns and wear simple clothing, an aoqun hanfu with a pale pink top and a long, gray skirt. The inner robe in her top is white, while the collar of her pale pink robe is both white and dark green. She also wears a pair of dark gray flats to accompany this outfit. As Lady Crimson Ink, she dyes her hair black and straightens it and uses a potion to change her eyes into deep brown with gold flecks, she wears a midnight blue and garnet hanfu that gives an ample view of her chest, a jeweled sash around her hips and black flats.

Personality: Outwardly serene, polite, and reserved, Jiaozi is the model princess—devoted, dutiful, and unshakably graceful. At first glance, she appears delicate, almost fragile, embodying the image of purity and grace. However, beneath this exterior lies a sharp, independent mind. She knows how to navigate the complexities of court life and the pressures placed upon her as royalty. Though she accepts her engagement to Sun Wukong (due to circumstances outside her control), she keeps a certain emotional distance from him, preferring her own space and autonomy.

Her intellect is not just confined to court politics but extends into the forbidden arts of medicine, poisons, and plant cultivation. At heart she's a mad scientist, she studied medicine and poisons, and experimented poisons on herself and and created breed and grew carnivorous plants, her plants have a love of raw meat. She has a natural immunity to poison, but numerous time fools create new poisons to kill her, so she keeps creating new ones and testing it one herself to build the immunity.

She often create plants in her glade, one such called Huādú Sheng, a special type of plant that's dangerously poisonous to whomever tries to enter the mountain with ill-intentions, it's vines are strong and sturdy and the flowers it grows secrete a slow acting poison that paralyzes to those who breathe in it's direction and fruit that taste like arsenic. Of course she made sure the monkeys of Mount Huaguo are the only ones immune to it including herself. Due to her passionate love of poisons and her enjoyment when consuming them, as well as her incredible high intellect and ability to master anything as long as she is interested, she is considered uniquely talented, eccentric, strange, creepy and obsessed by many. Something other being in the Celestial Court question Wukong for.

Despite her seemingly innocent persona, Jiaozi is a skilled erotic novelist, secretly crafting stories that defy the boundaries of decency, making her works notorious in both the Celestial Court and mortal realms. She often reads various biology scrolls and books of all types of creatures, from humans to yaoguai to other creatures, she needed more inspiration so she turned to text books and foreign literature.

Jiaozi is highly observant, constantly noticing thing other failed to see or hear, either wanting to help or learn. She frequently gets involved in other people's troubles because of her unquenchable curiosity. She also seems to have a great sense of justice, empathy, and compassion, which makes it difficult for her to overlook wrongdoing after she has seen it. Jiaozi is surprisingly bloodthirsty if angered enough, though it depends; if she's annoyed she'll summon pollen and have them sleep. If the aggressor is dangerous or has wicked intent she'll has her flesh-eating plants to eat them. Whenever she needs to vent, she goes to her glade and yells a string of curse words to blow off steam.

Abilities:

Flora Empathy and Control: Every plant, from humble moss to ancient banyan, bends to her will. She can summon walls of thorn, grow entire groves in seconds, and even soothe with pollen.

Aroma of Truth: Her natural scent can make those nearby more honest or vulnerable, often unintentionally spilling secrets.

Celestial Bloom: Her presence revitalizes corrupted lands, purifies poisons, and mends broken spirits.

Medicine and Poisons: Jiaozi has studied the ancient arts of medicine and poison-making. She has even experimented on herself with various poisons, creating unique and potent mixtures that can either heal or harm. Her knowledge is vast, and her ability to concoct lethal potions is legendary.

Erotic Writing: Known under a pen name, Jiaozi writes scandalous novels that have captivated audiences far and wide. These works are banned by the Jade Emperor for their explicit content, yet they remain a source of fascination among mortals, immortals, and demons alike.

Backstory: Jiaozi is hailed as the purest being in all the realms, her appearance made other think she was delicate and her kindness and her ability to rapidly grow plants was loved by the people in her kingdom for they never went hungry during the cold seasons. When she was young, her and her parents went to India for a holiday, during their stay the Raja gifted her parents a book, the Kama Sutra. At the time Jiaozi had no idea what it was or why her parents were desperate to hide from her. She read it in secret and was fascinated with everything, miraculously she was never caught. Then a few years later, Jiaozi began to sneak out to be with mortals, disguising herself as a young apothecary to the red light district. Giving courtesans medicine need for their work, abortion pills and keeping them in good health for their clients. The girls grew fond and told her stories of their work, especially the more carnal parts. A few more years she met Sun Wukong, the monkey king kidnapped Jiaozi to marry her, Jiaozi she had no choice but to accept but distances herself from him. One day he found her in her private glade writing, he stole it to see.

It was an erotic novel, his fiancé is an erotic novelist under a pen name. Now Jiaozi is almost always near Wukong to make sure he doesn’t spill her secret.

Wukong however finds it hilarious that Jiaozi, who has the most adorable and delicate appearance of all the Celestial court the Golden Cauldron Kingdom and considers the the epitome of purity, is an erotic novelist and her works are hard core too, and famous to the mortal realm, Celestial court and demons

#princess jiaozi #ilovethisssss #omggg #i love her omggg #this is so good #omggggg #i love this so much

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