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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

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I uma musume'd Sgt. Reckless

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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malewife hours

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there are days when a man wakes up and decides that he does not want to sprite a silo

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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

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hell goddess i drew on fumes of lesbian energy

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fashionable bun

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Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to charge customers money for such horrible, depressing meals. “While we take pride in our brand’s popularity across 43 states, we cannot in good conscience let the public pay for one more completely pathetic sausage-and-cheese croissant,” said Dunkin’ CEO David Hoffmann, adding that their greasy, miserable excuse for a breakfast was often sitting out for hours before being carelessly tossed in a microwave and reheated by pressing a button labeled “egg.”

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Shadowmancer 🤏

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea

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left and right +

>If you like my May arts, pls consider donating<

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