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A little lost light and transformers one crossover in a way. Really wanted to draw D-16 at least once :)

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I had a vision

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friend successfully got me into villainess manhwas and i felt the need to turn this into transformers somehow

the transformers equivelent of starving 'college student' optimus transmigrates into fantasy romance novel 👀👀

also very inspired by this fic on ao3!! go read

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my take on that one meme.

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Velocitron concept sketches

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A buncha catwaves!! I didn’t have the time to get to Bayverse or One or Cybertron SDW unfortunately, maybe I’ll do them tomorrow if I got the time 🤔 but I just kinda was in the mood to draw some cats and I picked out some roughly related breeds to each Soundwave and their personalities or looks 🤔 yes Cyberverse is on that catnip btw, he just seemed like the type 🙄 as for the fur patterns I wasn’t sure how to go about them so I just splatted on some related colors and where they were… go my soundlings 🐈‍⬛ 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

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broken sun / shed a light on everyone

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I have this save in one of my pin boards in pinterest, idk who truly owns this photo but every time I scroll pass this, I always laugh and giggle-

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Only Megs sees Op's beauty fr

Inspired by the debate on twitter if ES Optimus was ugly or not lmao

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never getting over the fact that tfp op literally pulls up with a GIANT MACHINE GUN AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT??????

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my darling, stay gold

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No sense here - just baby in shawl

(what if Tarantulas could knit lol)

Extra:

Tarantulas definitely knits :D

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lovesick leader

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I was watching a lot of Prime Soundwave clips lately, namely the ones where he uses his data cables, and the thing that stands out to me the most is how they’re So incredibly snake-like, even in sound design! The best instance was the scene where he was rescuing Laserbeak and turned back to pick up a piece he missed, and the pure silence of the scene with only the eerie wind and the near silent hissing/slithering noises of the cables (especially the way they moved) was just super snake-like that I figured it’d be very cool if in a human setting he’d have snakes for his cables! Do all the decepticons get jump scared when they notice the little snakes? Maybe (yes but I doubt Shockwave did), but Soundwave never pays them any mind. Maybe he could secretly record all the reactions for himself and makes little compilations. (Starscream will hate to ever admit how startled he got) I also think Prime Soundwave’s former higher status before he stepped down, he probably has quite the good fits still

Also just the line art/sketch here cuz I really cooked I think. Maybe Predaking would love the snakes

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TFE Megatron: Imagine fumbling so hard, could not be me bro-

This is the only thought that came into my mind-

All megatrons hate Earthspark Megs cause he have what they couldn't and that is Op-

megop

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Okay so like. IMAGINE it starts pretty usual. Swerve hangs out in the Aquarium for whatever job related reason and accidentally makes friends with the weird looking fish hahah

But then the big Tsunami-flood apocalypse comes and everything is destroyed and water everywhere and all the buildings turn into sharp heavy deadly rubble and now Swerve has to team up with that weird looking fish because the end of the world contains A LOT of water and he never was a good swimmer

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Optimus; *coughs*

Rachet: *already dragging him away to the medbay* alright, time for a check up— first aid, get the sedatives

Optimus: wait w ait wait wait—Rachet—no no wait—

Jazz: oh Primus, poor him, I hope you get better boss bot!—Elita bring out those datapads and information we brought from the last expedition

Elita: *already pulling up said datapads and information* should we blackmail Starscream again or Soundwave?

Prowl: Blackmail Starscream, he's too much of a coward.

Ironhide:*walking in the room* we should castrate Megatron

Prowl: That's....hmmmm

Jazz: I'm going to go get the chainsaw

Mirage:*walking in* Did you all know Megatron watches those pony tv shows—

Prowl: *already putting that down and using that has battle tactics* huh? Oh, yes, definitely.

Elita: yep, one of the files here has that one— what if we just blackmail him, we need some energon anyway—

Ironhide; we should just take him out at this point, I'm getting tired of seeing his ugly Faceplate.

Ultra Magnus; *walks in, sees the Chaos and walks out* not getting payed enough for this

Smokescreen: I don't think anyone is getting payed at all.

All I imagine is that Optimus very much tries very hard not to be out of commission cause he knows his mech, he know that left unchecked, they could throw all morals out the window and fight the decepticons feral style without a care.

It probably wouldn't even be the first time they blackmail someone, they probably make mechas cry in their free time if given the chance.

I have a feeling the only sane mech is Ultra Magnus but that is probably stretching it—probably.

"Optimus doesn't take time off because he's too self sacrificing"

Wrong!

Optimus can't take time off because he knows the second he isn't white knuckling the riens, Elita-One, Ironhide, Jazz, and Prowl are going scorched Earth on the Decepticons. It will end the war but it may also classify as a total annihilation.

Optimus, sleeping slightly deeper than he usually would: 😴

Prowl: Optimus is out of commission, I am now in charge. Elita, break out those plans we told him we didn't make, Ironhide, ready the acid bombs, Jazz, grab us a jet. We're ending this war tonight.

Elita "the ends can justify the means" One: You know, I don't think we've properly considered the elegance of germ warfare. We wouldn't even have to get our hands dirty.

Ironhide "I'm just showing him my cannons" the Weapons expert: That'll take too long. Nukes, that's the best way to go.

Jazz "I lead the most lethal fighters on this team" the Spy: We've got one shot, I can sneak in and stash some explosives in their barracks, they'll never catch me. Blow their whole base sky high.

Optimus, waking up in just the nick of time: I am begging you to stand down!

Ironhide: Told you we should have slipped a sedative in his high grade.

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Optimus, literally fighting to get out of the Medbay: You don't understand! They're plotting!

Ratchet: You have a broken leg and a head injury, sit your ass down!!

First Aid, who's been secretly trying to help the four of them end this thing: I'll grab a sedative. He may need a week of bedrest.

Meanwhile

Elita-one: Now, I did some research and did you know that half of our war crimes aren't considered war crimes on this planet?

Jazz: Fascinating. What a creative group.

Prowl: Indeed. And Optimus does want us abiding by the laws of this planet.

Ironhide, nodding along: He does.

Prowl: Whelp! Gotta follow orders obey the laws of this planet. It's not a war crime here, Jazz, get the rust bombs.