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save a cow ride a boy or what um save a uh ride a horse no its save a uhh guys who we saving

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post canon Levi amuses himself by telling all the kids around their new settlement wildly different and fundamentally conflicting stories about what happened to his face, and then watching them put their dumb little heads together to try and figure out which one is true.

(one of the first stories they dismissed was "I rigged a bomb inside a dirty monkey man's gut and he was stupid enough to blow us both up" because that just seems a bit ridiculous. the running theory is a tie between "titan smacked me through a window and my face got cut up" and "this eye has actually never worked and I've been drawing the scars on every morning for thirty years to look more intimidating")

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why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

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GIRLS TIME! Modern AU

What troubles can these meddling smart ass teenage girls get into?

YES

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I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it

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save me coffee & pastry …. save me ..

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i think it's funny that some people would use maomao as an example of a 'strong female lead' to put down other shojo girls who are traditionally more girlish and feminine and emotionally sensitive (or 'crybabies') as if maomao wouldn't be the first one to jump into their defense if they're in the same universe. maomao is literally the most girls' girl, empathetic, understanding girl you'll ever see and she'll hate you for putting other fmcs down to lift her up

like. how do you like maomao bcs you're supposedly a feminist but you hate like a man??

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

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Humanity’s strongest

🖌️ grandgth | X

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*with heart-shaped pupils* I can't stand that guy