coffeesstains
coffeesstains
cat girl mafia
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coffeesstains · 2 days ago
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coffeesstains · 8 days ago
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youre never alone. bacteria
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coffeesstains · 15 days ago
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coffeesstains · 19 days ago
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coffeesstains · 19 days ago
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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
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coffeesstains · 19 days ago
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a fascinating little look into how life could be...
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coffeesstains · 22 days ago
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coffeesstains · 22 days ago
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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
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coffeesstains · 22 days ago
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coffeesstains · 22 days ago
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coffeesstains · 23 days ago
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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
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coffeesstains · 28 days ago
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coffeesstains · 28 days ago
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guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
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coffeesstains · 1 month ago
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Juliette Drouet, from a letter to Victor Hugo written c. May 1846
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coffeesstains · 1 month ago
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coffeesstains · 1 month ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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