coffeman101

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we are so back

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

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saw this on bluesky

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

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if we all work together, we can defeat the power of friendship

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Joe Rogan is kind of like male Grimes: if you share a joint and dress up your beliefs in like dark positivist rhetoric, you can have him agreeing wholeheartedly within the hour. I could not fix him permanently because some silicon valley rationalist would flip him back to Active Club factory settings within six months. but for that period of time, his newfound support for trans women in sports would have a very funny impact on united states political sentiment

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Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

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