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Friend let me put a cigarette out on them. That is my update. Prayers really do come true holy fuck. I also licked the stubbing area when I was done and TASTED HIS CHARRED FLESH. IT WAS HEAVENLY.

He said I could post the photo. Do enjoy, freaks!

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My culture is NOT your costume.

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NECROPHILIA NATION, I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS. THEY BROUGHT MY WIFE BACK. I CAN DIE HAPPY (if you catch my drift hehehe...)

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I just remembered that with the Oblivion remake, there's a non-zero chance my queen and wife Falanu will make a comeback. But with the controversy surrounding the whole necrophilia thing, they might replace her...

My hopes remain high, however! For a game with a canon God/Prince of Rape and sermons detailing (in prose) the freaky demon sex pit against a headless divine's body, I think they will have the audacity to include my demented wife.

Falanu reigns supreme, n'chow scuttle heads.

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I wonder how long I’d last in your basement before you murdered me and fucked my corpse

Aw, ain't that sweet. I think if your terror is equally saccharine, I may have a hard time putting your lights out. Every step of the process is divine, of course, but I do have a burning penchant for the torture before the killing. Ya know? If I were to be quick to kill, I'd want to drag it out for as long as possible.

And I imagine the process of picking up a new "stray" isn't an easy one; still, I'm not keeping a stinking corpse around when it's not fit for stuffing anymore.

Thinking about it in a complete, realistic sense, I give myself a month or two at most before I've had my fill. By then, you'd be mutilated beyond recognition and I'd have grown bored of reopened wounds. Oh, I'd be kind, however, and allow you to choose how I take you out of your sniveling misery! But rest assured I'm gonna take my time violating your corpse to make sure you never get past those pearly gates.

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When she is a disgusting fucking human being who shouldn't be allowed out of the house 😍😍😍😍

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Do any other narcs wanna argue about who is more important/talented/intelligent and then sloppily makeout while filled with fiery indignation against one another or is that not cool.

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I just think I'd be a more fulfilled man with maybe three to five devilishly handsome men and women in my basement bleeding out. It'd be nice; able to take my anger, grief, or excitement out any time I please. Though I think I'd become too hasty and slaughter them before thinking twice. So goes the dilemmas of a mentally disturbed weirdo, I suppose.

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My favorite movie + scene ever. Thought I'd post it (if I haven't already) so y'all can get a good look too.

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Girl who lets me play with her boobies after a panic attack >>>

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Why do I keep getting regular art/fandom posts on my feed. Where are the freaks at? Why is Tumblr taking my dear weirdos from me :(

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Be all that you can be, just as long as you are free.

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Not gonna be active as much because ngl I'm on the verge of killing myself but I'll be seeing all my lovelies very soon!

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I just want to do drugs and have fun.

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I can't wait to get home so I can blow up my room with horrendous weed fumes and either jack off five times or have a panic attack. Either way, I'll feel alive.

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Mmwerooww meow meow mrrrooww meow meow

I'm gonna be so embarrassed when I eventually DM who I think this is, and then it turns out I got the wrong person and I'll look like a fool.

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mmrooww meow meow mmmeerooowww

Whoever's meowing in my asks needs to fess up 😭 or should I lure you out with a fistful of treats?