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*freud voice* to the neurotic the memory of sex is so unbearable one must put it away in the form of fanfic

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

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The Sopranos (1999 - 2007)

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clearly he would tho, that's where he got the phrase "queer identity" from

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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bad hamster hamgyu by kamihamu

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YELLOWJACKETS 203. Digestif / 301. It Girl / 303. Thems The Brakes / 310. Full Circle

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with the brienne betrayal, the stoneheart trial, all of his children dying, the complete collapse of his family and their empire, red wedding 2.0, valonqar, and king’s landing kaboom winds has the opportunity to be jaime’s greatest hot girl summer yet. they should cut off his other hand

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LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE (A TRIP TO THE MOON), dir. Georges Méliès, 1902

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"it's just that i've always kept my daughter at arms length, i think just, out of fear that she would die"

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Fucking snorks, man.

Meeting Nimble in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Heart of Chornobyl

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not to be petty and evil but I think putting OC and y/n posts in canon tags is such a clear disregard for basic compromise and sociability. even dogs have a better sense of respecful coexistence than that

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Catherine Lesret in Perdues dans New York (1989)

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the gay daddy issues fic and the gay guilty sadist fic aren't even the same fic (or pairing). what are the odds of me finishing both

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I have an important deadline so no fic writing or researching for a bit. life is full of sorrow