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adam trask *points at the camera like a game show host announcing the winner* YOU are the-LUSIONAL

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I'm not even talking about lesbian bars (altho the return of those would be life saving). I mean grindr for lesbians

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what lesbians need is a digital network for meeting up strictly for casual sex with no expectations of attachment. where you can say "looking for strap from a woman who don't give a fuck tonight" and get that emotionally stunted strap without hassle!!

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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*freud voice* to the neurotic the memory of sex is so unbearable one must put it away in the form of fanfic

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

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The Sopranos (1999 - 2007)

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clearly he would tho, that's where he got the phrase "queer identity" from

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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bad hamster hamgyu by kamihamu

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YELLOWJACKETS 203. Digestif / 301. It Girl / 303. Thems The Brakes / 310. Full Circle

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with the brienne betrayal, the stoneheart trial, all of his children dying, the complete collapse of his family and their empire, red wedding 2.0, valonqar, and king’s landing kaboom winds has the opportunity to be jaime’s greatest hot girl summer yet. they should cut off his other hand

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LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE (A TRIP TO THE MOON), dir. Georges Méliès, 1902

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"it's just that i've always kept my daughter at arms length, i think just, out of fear that she would die"

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Fucking snorks, man.

Meeting Nimble in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Heart of Chornobyl