He/Him, House MD is my Whole Entire Life now, *insert clever House MD joke *, (same username on ao3)
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the making of ⍉ ventricle ii. ⍟
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Half the doctors who specialize in oncology turn into burnt-out cases. But you? You eat neediness.
Lucky for you.
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the Hamilton ones got popular so I made a house one
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Wilson looks at House like hes naked and oiled up in his bed like i literally cannot believe that they aren't into each other this is insane
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“Of course autistic people can go to the bathroom by themselves and have jobs!!” Some can’t. They’re not burdens or an “epidemic” either. Please don’t get pulled into an argument about usefulness, because that feeds into their baseline eugenic idea that you have to “contribute to society” to justify your existence. Nobody’s worth is tied to what they can do for the state.
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Happy Pride Month everybody! 😁

She wants you to kiss Wilson, obviously!
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Wilson is definitely a tired Samsung user who owns one iPad and that's only cause one time somebody got it for him at secret Santa. This is also only because he likes to read but his Kindle from 2007 broke. House uses Apple and buys a new phone every time his storage runs out.
His storage only runs out from downloading too many apps and playing egregious amounts of Hayday and perhaps also Candy Crush. Also at least 14 viruses. He may be a doctor but he doesn't believe in digital safety fr. The malware on this guy's phone is absolutely enough to brick it, and yet it clings to life until he gets the latest and greatest apple iphone!
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The Brush tit (Callithrix jacchus), more commonly known as a marmoset, a small New World monkey native to Brazil. Adults weigh between 182–354 grams (6–12 ounces) and are diurnal and arboreal, spending most of their time in trees.
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In season 3 during 'Airborne' why is there only ONE flight attendant??? Seriously this is a Big flight but there's only one in the WHOLE episode?!
#house md#house md fandom#house season 3#It's a really good episode don't get me wrong but...this is a funny little detail#Bless her too because she has to clean up like 5 people's vomit#She's also doesn't succumb to mass hysteria
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wilson after being tortured by his waterbed
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The first 3 seasons of House MD are the best
#house md fandom#house md#It's just true#So much more philosophical debate and real nitty gritty#Season 4 is the downfall#Don't get me wrong I have favourite episodes later on but I think from an unbiased#Not obsessed with Hilson perspective the first 3 are just better#Maybe one of the directors or writers left?
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1 thing i will never forgive house md for is not going more in detail on wilson taking antidepressants. why do they mention it once and never again!!!!
#james wilson#house md#I can go on about this for DAYSSS#I would have love love loveddd to see him depressed
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it’s always ‘what’s my necklace made of’. never ‘great necklace’ or ‘where can i buy one’
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