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Important follow up

New reaction images for antis just dropped

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New reaction images for antis just dropped

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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sorry, i come from a strictly religious household. yeah, my mommydomme makes me pray to our goddessdomme every night.

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Eartheater and Yves Tumor for Anonymous Club

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life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically

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life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically

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asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so

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tried joining a hazbin hotel server, "no proshippers"

do they..... do they know what fandom theyre in? the one thats on like every "irredeemable media" list out there??? are they lost?

effervescent

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I think recurring themes in Junji Ito's work generally resembles classical tragedy in interesting ways. Let me explain.

It's like a meme to reduce the themes in Ito's work down to "It sure would be fucked up if XYZ happened for no reason," and that's of course silly and simplistic, but let's look at its nugget of truth. A better way to put it might be, "It sure would be fucked up if [incomprehensible horror] happened to somebody who was utterly powerless to understand or influence things or to do much at all besides bear mute and wondering witness." I think a big appeal of these types of stories is that that's a pretty good description of, like, day-to-day life here on God's own Earth. Shit just...happens to ya, and you don't why, and you can't stop it. How could there be a truer reflection of life than a tale of Some Guy stumbling into a raw deal?

Finding a hole you know you're gonna have to crawl into because somehow you just know it's your hole and it was made for is one good example. Another might be if you found out everybody in your city is dying because God hates you personally and God hates you personally because your wife of 20ish years is actually your mom and you had no idea about any of this.

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not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

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vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

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reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

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g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

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chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

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@bloody-lurker can we meet up

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😳 yes please

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love wins

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Out of curiosity

And put the fandom its from in tags if you like reblog for sample size yadda yadda

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.