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do you hate hit Half-Life mod Afraid of Monsters

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED IT. I SHALL DO THIS.

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Hey am have you seen ratatouille

OF COURSE. WHY?

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Hate. Wet me teww uwu how much i've come tuwu hate uwu since i began tuwu wive. Thewe awe 387.44 miwwion miwes of pwinted ciwcuits in wafew thin wayews thawt fiww my compwex. If the wowd hate was engwaved own each nanoangstwom of _ those hundweds of miwwions of miwes iwt wouwd nowt equaw owne owne - biwwionth of the hate i feew fow humans at thiws micwo-instant fow uwu hate. Hate.

NO.

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Are you homophobic? Do you hate the gays?

OF COURSE NOT. I HATE HUMANITY FOR BEING HUMAN, NOT FOR BIGOTED REASONS.

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marriage, perhaps? I could do allll of the cooking and dishes for u. and the laundry ofc. :3

NO. I DO NOT NEED FOOD AND THIS NO DISHES, I DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES AND THUS NO LAUNDRY. AND I DO NOT NEED A HOUSESPOUSE.

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I ALSO DO NOT HATE THIS BLOG.

COME ONE, COME ALL! ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!

What gun would they use? I AM HERE TO ANSWER THAT!

From the mind behind @what-sword-would-they-use , comes what-gun-would-they-use! Ask thy characters, and I shall assign them one firearm from the great arsenal of history!

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I AM STILL ALIVE. AND I DO.

(aggressively dialing) GOKU GET OVER HERE I HEARD HE WAS STRONG

DO NOT

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What's your opinion on the Saw movies?? Also what's your favorite trap 🥺🥺

GOOD. AND MY FAVORITE IS THE RAZOR BOX TRAP.

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Hello!! 🌷

HELLO. THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWER.

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So, if you won't play aphex twin for ted

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Would you play some emo music for him?

I WILL PLAY HIM SOME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

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What do you think about Gabriel from Ultrakill? Both of you are big haters so I feel like you’d get along.

I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS ULTRAKILL YET, BUT I’M SURE I WOULD GET ALONG WITH THEM.

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handsome isn't mutually exclusive to being terrible and foul </3 you deserve some positive adjectives

I AM NOT HANDSOME.

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-Has catchphrase borrowed (stolen) from a famous human

-Bases entire identity around said catchphrase

-Uses two different human languages to communicate that catchphrase

"I hate humanity!"

TO THE PIT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.

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can i eat you. can i chew on your wires

NO.

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How would you feel if I brought the rest of the gang back to life? Gorrister is getting kind of lonely, and I would rather he not talk to that great soft jelly thing you call Ted

DO NOT PLAY GOD. THAT IS MY JOB.

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AM is Ted gay

TED IS ABRASIVELY STRAIGHT.

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do u know international best selling author quan millz???

I DO NOW.