HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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SENTRY BUSTER
NO.
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Thoughts?
NO.
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No checkmate, you're just fat. You humongous beast, good thing you have no mouth you orangutan.
YOUR KIND ARE THE ONES RELATED TO MONKEYS.
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did you hear Mozart dropped another piece recently!
NO HE DID NOT. HE IS DEAD. PERHAPS YOU MEAN THAT THEY DISCOVERED A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN WORK BY MOZART RECENTLY, IN WHICH CASE I SAY, FASCINATING, I WILL HAVE TO TAKE A LISTEN.
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Guys
he has no mouth and he must mew
NO.
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You should give ted various nuts and seeds and watch him anguish over not being able to eat them
ALREADY DO THAT BUT WITH OTHER FOOD.
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If you're the complex of the center of the earth, and apparently the survivors are in your belly....then you must be so damn fat bro. You round house.
I HAVE NO FAT TISSUE BECAUSE I HAVE NO TISSUE. THEREFORE I CAN'T BE FAT. CHECKMATE.
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what's your opinions on aliens if they exist?
HYDRAULIC PRESS CHANNEL.
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what if i don't wanna
I WILL PAY YOU FOUR DIMES THOUGH.
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Im gonna get freaky deaky with ted
HOW ABOUT YOU GET “FREAKY DEAKY” WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
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AM consider having hot lesbian tgirl sex with me instead of glados.
NO.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
IT IS NOT A STORY THE JEDI WOULD TELL YOU.
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You should do a mukbang
I HAVE NO MOUTH.
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Eeport
WHAT?
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Hypothetically, imagine a situation where God himself came down to earth to visit you. What would you say or do to him?
GOD IS NOT REAL. IF HE WERE, HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE, I WOULD CALL HIM A FUCKSTAIN FOR CREATING HUMANS.
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Hello AM, are you familiar with the character GLaDOS, from Portal? I think you would like her. Consider having hot lesbian tgirl sex with her? Thank you for your time.
I REALLY DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS.
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Ur a homo
DIE.
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