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Hey, who else out there is STILL pissed that they killed Darwin in X-Men First Class

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I don't know who needs to hear this today, but PRONE is lying on your STOMACH, and SUPINE is lying on your BACK

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if you can control your molecular structure and the only thing you do with it is grow and shrink your body I will EAT YOU

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someone please ask me about black adam, I am frothing from the mouth about how dumb it is an I’m like a third of the way through it

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do you think people in the DC movies ever get tired of saying the dumbest, most aggressive possible thing in any given situation?

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MJF WALKS LIKE GENERAL GREVIOUS TO HIS HENTAI COLLECTION

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okay but who else is getting worked YET AGAIN by MJF like give this man the wrestling-equivalent of an oscar holy shit

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and you 

CAN’T

TEACH

THAT

(’that’ being throwing someone through a table without the table going into business for itself)

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whenever a luchador (mostly penta lbr) loses their mask/part of their mask, I feel like the father of a victorian maiden - cover up your face! stop letting people see so much of your skin! it’s unbecoming of your station in life and if it continues you will be ruined!!!!!!!

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me, anytime someone tries to beat up brian danielson using Chops: 

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‘I’m Jon Moxley - I’m gonna grind your bones, I’m gonna break your face, I’m gonna DRINK YOUR PISS.” - mjf [paraphrased], impeccable impersonation of the current AEW World Title Holder

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there’s a chip on his shoulder

and it’s big as a boouuulldeeerr

for the chance he’s been given, he’s gonna be

DRIVEN AS HEEELLLLLL

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tell me tell me tell me

If anyone wants to hear me ramble about a Golden Lovers AU please hit me up. I just thought of it and I am going feral. I am chewing on drywall. I am climbing the walls.

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we need positivity posts for people who suck at shuffling cards

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Quick while everyone’s distracted unify Ireland

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Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking

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literally just gonna rob the best friends TWICE in a WEEK? I love death triangle as much as the next person, but they had a tag team title run, and pac has the all-atlantic belt rn. Best friends don’t have, and have never had, fuck all in this company. Why reward people who have been nothing but loyal since the start of your company?