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cognitivetriad · 2 years ago
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Everyone should read The Catcher in the Rye. Cynicism, Lack of a true plot, failed attempts at losing one’s virginity, reminiscent daydreams. It’s like listening to your friend tell you how phony the world is and generally rant to you for 234 pages. What else could you want in a novel?
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cognitivetriad · 2 years ago
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50 posts!
im goging to kms
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cognitivetriad · 2 years ago
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You trace the rim of the red bowl. It seems to quiver as you stroke it, faster and faster. Beginning to emit a sweet, foul smelling liquid. You know it’s time. Genitalia quivering, you thrust it deep, feeling the enzymes digest your seed. You bust over and over again, the dolphin pussy jelly evaporating with each stroke. Finally, as the thirsty, slutty pitcher plant digests the last of your tissue, you groan and separate it.
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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I will no longer post on this blog. School is a bout to start and I will Be busy. I may restart this next summer.
excuse the bad gdammar im on a phone and the keys are so tiny
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #48: Filipino
Where is it spoken? The Philippines.
How many speakers does it have? 45 million
What is the ISO-639 code? fil
What main language family is it a part of? Austronesian
What does a native speaker call this language? Wikang Filipino
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipino_language
A speaker of Filipino:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #47: Tagalog
im sry i kinna forgot ill do a double post tmr
Where is it spoken? The Philippines, as well as the Filipino diaspora in the USA.
How many speakers does it have? 23.8 million
What is the ISO-639 code? tgl
What main language family is it a part of? Austronesian
What does a native speaker call this language? Wikang Tagalog
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagalog_language
A speaker of Tagalog:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #46: Sundanese
Where is it spoken? Indonesia.
How many speakers does it have? 39 million
What is the ISO-639 code? sun
What main language family is it a part of? Austronesian
What does a native speaker call this language? Basa Sunda
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundanese_language
A speaker of Sundanese:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #45: Javanese
Where is it spoken? Throughout Indonesia, New Caledonia, and the Caribbean countries.
How many speakers does it have? 98 million
What is the ISO-639 code? jav
What main language family is it a part of? Austronesian
What does a native speaker call this language? Basa Jawa
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javanese_language
A speaker of Javanese:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #44: Indonesian
Where is it spoken? Indonesia.
How many speakers does it have? 156 million
What is the ISO-639 code? ind
What main language family is it a part of? Austronesian
What does a native speaker call this language? Bahasa Indonesia
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_language
A speaker of Indonesian:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #43: Mongolian
Where is it spoken? The region of the Mongolian Plateau that includes all of Mongolia and some of China.
How many speakers does it have? 5.2 million
What is the ISO-639 code? mon
What main language family is it a part of? Mongolic
What does a native speaker call this language? Mongol Khel
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_language
A speaker of Mongolian:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #42: Basque
Where is it spoken? Spain and France.
How many speakers does it have? 750 thousand
What is the ISO-639 code? pol
What main language family is it a part of? Basque
What does a native speaker call this language? Euskara
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque_language
A speaker of Basque:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #41: Polish
Where is it spoken? Central and Eastern Europe, especially Poland.
How many speakers does it have? 50 million
What is the ISO-639 code? ita
What main language family is it a part of? Indo-European
What does a native speaker call this language? Polski
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_language
A speaker of Polish:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #40: Punjabi
Where is it spoken? Eastern Pakistan, Northern India, and diaspora populations in the Western Hemisphere.
How many speakers does it have? 125 million
What is the ISO-639 code? pan
What main language family is it a part of? Indo-European
What does a native speaker call this language? Panjabi
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punjabi_language
A speaker of Punjabi:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #39: Hmong
gooo sunisa <3
Where is it spoken? Southern China, Southeast Asia, and the Hmong diaspora in America.
How many speakers does it have? 3 million
What is the ISO-639 code? hmn
What main language family is it a part of? Hmong-Mien
What does a native speaker call this language? Hmoob
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_language
A speaker of Hmong (I did not put a pic of Sunisa Lee because idk if she speaks Hmong)
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #38: Persian
Where is it spoken? Iran and other countries in Central Asia and the Middle East.
How many speakers does it have? 110 million
What is the ISO-639 code? fas
What main language family is it a part of? Indo-European
What does a native speaker call this language? Farsi
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_language
A speaker of Persian:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #37: Zulu
Where is it spoken? South Africa, Lesotho, and Eswatini.
How many speakers does it have? 28 million
What is the ISO-639 code? zul
What main language family is it a part of? Niger-Congo
What does a native speaker call this language? IsiZulu
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zulu_language
A speaker of Zulu:
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cognitivetriad · 4 years ago
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Language of the Day #36: Kannada
Where is it spoken? India.
How many speakers does it have? 56 million
What is the ISO-639 code? kan
What main language family is it a part of? Dravidian
What does a native speaker call this language? Kannada
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannada
A speaker of Kannada:
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(sorry for double post today, i was again forced to sleep early)
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