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silly triangle falls off his stupid wheelchair

  Bill Cipher.

  A Euclidean triangle of chaos and destruction, committing crimes such as Chrono-Infanti-Regicide, Multilevel Marketing, and Breaking and Entering the Fabric of Time and Space. He’s able to possess, manipulate, destroy anything and everything. He is god, as some call. But, he has one major flaw.

  He’s disabled.

  Ever since his birth, he’s never been able to use his legs, and has been wheelchair bound his whole one trillion and twelve years of existence. It’s kept him at a disadvantage, but he always finds a way to use it in a way no one expects.

  Which always perplexed a certain scientist back in 1981. Ford wondered why Bill, his muse, was stuck in this small, silly little blue wheelchair. Is it some sort of power he cannot control? Did he like being in a wheelchair?

  Amidst his thoughts in the Mindscape as he awaited Bill to arrive, he heard that familiar laughter and that warm yellow glow of his muse.

  “Heya Sixer! Thinking about my wheelchair again?” Bill spoke from behind Ford, his voice echoing through the vast and mysterious Mindscape.

  “Why.. yes, actually.” Stanford said, turning around to face his muse who was rolling over. “I was wondering why you have it.”

  Bill waved his hand dismissively, stopping a nice seven feet away from Ford, who crouched down for a better conversation. “We’ve talked about this, I need it because I was born disabled.”

  “But, couldn’t you use your abilities to heal yourself?”

  The triangle shrugged despite not having visible shoulders. “Nah. Tried that. Besides, I'm used to the wheelchair.”

  Ford just blankly stared at Bill, before nodding. “...Alright. Well, I need some insight on the portal’s calculations.” He stood back to full height, the calculations already forming and floating around the two on holographic graph paper.

  Bill wheeled himself closer, but suddenly… fell off his wheelchair. He yelped, landing face first onto the invisible ground below. Groaning in pain, Bill’s arms scrambled to help himself up, but failed pathetically.

  “Sixer,” Bill breathed, not moving. “I need help.”

  Ford looked down at Bill who had fallen next to him, barely holding in a snicker. Damn it, this was his muse! He can’t laugh at him! That’s disrespectful!

  “Sixer!” Bill snapped Ford out of his thoughts, the scientist in question jumping slightly before stuttering and regaining himself.

  He quickly bent down, grabbing Bill lightly under the arms, holding him arms length away as he stood back up again. He held Bill in one hand, using his other to lift up the wheelchair. Ford quickly set his muse onto his wheelchair.

  “Thanks…” Bill said, looking slightly dizzy for some reason.

  “I… No problem.” Ford answered, returning to the equations in silence.

(AO3 VERSION: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66685201)

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Whoa!! I'm posting TWICE?! AND WITH SOME YUMMY ART?

New record for me I guess

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Artwork for my AU since I finally got the guts to draw humans!!!

Wings look funky, but please excuse it </3

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same with starbucks and ford f-150 from the show

boy i sure love marble and dipstick from that one show

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Even better

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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"My hair is my favorite fidget toy"

I think most people can agree with this

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sobs in sore throat

AHH_UGHIWYIHUYIJIWEHGJVSCYRUYTHTJugUGH... E EEEGUGUEGn

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Gotta share this one for the mullet Stan fans (pretty much most of us)

Stan (Grifter era) can literally not die. Yes, I've stated this before in a previous post, but hear me out.

Stan tries to kill himself, but fails every time. Getting hit by a car? The car either magically breaks down in front of him, the driver hits the breaks, or the car just gets hit with another car before it got to Stan.

He tries to take pills? It almost works, accept someone finds him and he ends up in a hospital. (He escapes, ofc, that man is not paying any bills)

He tries to jump off a bridge? All bridges in a 50 mile radius are closed for maintenance, broken, or too short to jump off of.

He tried to shoot himself? Gun is broken or literally any other magical reason.

The universe refuses for this man to die. That's it. That's the AU/Headcanon.

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I gotta write this down.

I've been seeing a ton of AI "art" on tumblr, and I just... it just makes me angry.

Like?? I want it thrown into the shredder..

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO FUNNY???

Random headcanon of mine:

Stan and Ford literally cannot die.

Either it be "Fountain of youth!" or "Magical curse!" heck, even "Random pains in my body vanished!". These two will NAWT die.

Death came for them but they refused

EDIT: forgot to specify that this is meant for post-canon, but can be interpreted any way you want

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Random headcanon of mine:

Stan and Ford literally cannot die.

Either it be "Fountain of youth!" or "Magical curse!" heck, even "Random pains in my body vanished!". These two will NAWT die.

Death came for them but they refused

EDIT: forgot to specify that this is meant for post-canon, but can be interpreted any way you want

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Yes. Yes we can.

Good ol' Fordsy, the guy with 12 PhDs, depicted that Icarus didn't flap hard enough. Did he even read the story thing fully??😭

Icarus's wings MELTED once he went too high. I personally don't think flapping hard enough would've stopped his wings from melting.

Though, Ford probably thought the wind would've cooled the wings if Icarus DID flap hard enough. Still though.

ford going "icarus didn't flap hard enough" is so wild. can we return to that actually? can we please return to that

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Tumblr is so interesting because you'll see an image of a character doing something silly and cute, but then you scroll and see another image of the same character but pointing a gun at the screen

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TW: flashing

Been a LOOOONGG while since i've seen anything from Doctor Who, but I love this new silly I have come across and thought to edit him

Song is called "Happy Days" by Ghost And Pals. Also, click for better quality!!

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I drew this in notes cuz I was bored,

sooo.... enjoy people

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gravity falls au where everything is exactky the same except a possum is living in the attic of the mystery shack and stan can't can't it to leave and eventually he just starts leaving it food. A peace treaty. And then turns out the possum has a family and suddenly stanley is grandpa to a bunch of baby possums an when mama's tired they all sit on Stanley's shoulders and he's just fine with this. possums watching him work on the portal and dragging him t bed sometimes and leaving him gifts cause he taught them how to pickpocket tourists.. let's be evil with mama and grandpa

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I love how the entire Gravity Falls fandom collectively agreed that Stan's muse or space friend or whatever it was called would be the Axolotl similar to Ford having Bill