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i’m ALIVE , just overwhelmed with uh what would you call it ? oh – life. catch me queueing replies real quick while i #panic at the disco.

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ jaesun.

jaesun: seeeeeeeee i knew it would sound cool

jaesun: that's why i said it

jaesun: but now ): i need to see your doggy

colby: if you come over right now you can see him.

colby: he's asleep but he'll wake right up.

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&. NIA

Nia had been trying to readjust her heels without looking too obvious but soon, her heel was annoying her and she stepped beside a security guard. She held onto the wall as she pulled off her heel to readjust it. “Shit,” She said, almost falling onto the man. “My bad,”

          LUCKY  FOR  THE  BOTH  OF  THEM  ,  he  had  fast  reflexes.  he  caught  her  as  quickly  as  she  stumbled  ,  righting  her  and  shooting  her  a  polite  smile.          “  it’s  all  good,  ”  he  replied  ,  eyes  looking  down  to  the  heel  she’d  taken  off.            “  uncomfortable  ?  ”

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&. LYDIA

So, this was a charity event. This was a fundraiser for a good cause. She was supposed to be donating to help the local women’s center. She was supposed to contribute to society. But, instead, all Lydia could think about was her missing earring. She’d only noticed moments ago, but her eyes had already gone wide in a panic, one hand lifted to tug at her now bare earlobe. How could it have fallen out? “Shit,” she muttered under her breath, attempting to retrace her steps in the most casual speed walking pace she could manage. “Shit, shit, shit!” – As soon as she reached the last table that she’d been seated at, Lydia plastered on a forced smile and attempted to politely clear her throat. “Hi, sorry to interrupt anything,” she started, leaning down towards the nearest person, “but have you seen a stray earring? It’s a little gold and diamond stud – may or may not have a back. You haven’t seen anything like that, have you?”

          BEING  INVITED  TO  SIT  AT  A  TABLE  was  a  rarity  ,  but  all  colby  really  had  to  do  was  be  seen  and  not  heard.  that  was  the  job  description  of  a  bodyguard  anyway  ,  right  ?  he  sat  in  a  chair  that  didn’t  quite  belong  to  the  table  ,  but  his  presence  was  still  brought  as  celebrities  and  moguls  laughed  around  the  table  at  the  latest  joke  about  –  something  along  the  lines  of  the  industry  falling  apart.  a  weak  smile  played  on  his  lips  and  he  prayed  for  someone  to  take  him  out  of  the  conversation  –  danger  or  drama  ,  he’d  pay  anyone  for  either  one.  just  as  someone  asked  him  his  thoughts  on  the  industry  from  a  bodyguard’s  point  of  view  ,  he  heard  a  voice  in  his  ear.  it  was  like  someone  really  was  watching  out  for  him.  he  gave  the  table  a  polite  smile  ,  but  turned  to  the  woman  who  was  asking  him  about  an  earring.          “  i’m  sorry  ,  i  haven’t.  ”  he  stood  up  from  his  place  ,  excusing  himself  politely.          “  but  believe  me  ,  i  will  help  you  look.  ”

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&. OPEN STARTER

          THESE  HOLLYWOOD  FUNDRAISERS  always  reminded  colby  he  was  not  one  of  them.  he  had  humble  beginnings  and  he’d  probably  never  live  up  to  the  wealth  that  filled  the  mansion  he  was  in.  his  sharp  black  suit  couldn’t  compare  to  the  designer  names  and  the  priceless  diamonds  walking  in  ,  but  he  actually  didn’t  mind.  he  didn’t  mind  being  by  the  door  with  his  supervisor  mumbling  directions  into  his  earpiece  ,  yelling  at  the  new  guys  and  creating  overall  chaos  in  his  ear.  this  was  the  life  ,  truly.  he  stood  along  the  wall  ,  eyes  scanning  the  crowds.  he  was  here  to  protect  one  person  ,  but  he  didn’t  mind  keeping  an  eye  out  anyway.  letting  his  guard  down  was  the  one  thing  he  wasn’t  allowed  to  do.          “  nothing  to  see  here  ,  bud,  ”  he  nodded  to  a  passerby  who’s  eyes  were  glued  to  his  face.          “  move  along.  ”  he  shook  his  head  as  the  guest  walked  away  with  their  champagne  sloshing.          “  celebrities,  ”  he  mumbled.

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&. BELLA

     ‘ DO YOU EVER JUST … think about how lil wayne is five foot five ? he should be called VERY lil wayne … that’s got a nice ring to it . and , AND , big sean is only five foot eight . shouldn’t he be called AVERAGE sean ? he’s not big at all . their names are so misleading , i mean , what’s next ? 2 chainz only has one chain ? ‘

          “  I’M  VERY  SORRY  TO  BREAK  IT  TO  YOU  ,  bella  ,  but  he  really  does  only  have  one  chain  –  and  ,  dr.  dre  isn’t  a  real  doctor.  ”  a  dramatic  sigh  leaves  his  lips  ,  his  hand  reaching  up  to  adjust  the  earpiece  settled  into  his  ear.            “  sucks  ,  doesn’t  it  ?  hollywood  –  all  lies.  ”

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ jaesun.

jaesun: i was about to ask but then i remembered

jaesun: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM COLBY JUNIOR

jaesun: cute puppy name

colby: i like ur thinking , dude.

colby: colby junior ?? cj for short.

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!!! WHAT !!! THE !!! HELL !!!

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ jace.

Jace: I'm betting you got it when I gave it to you??

Jace: Maybe just maybe

Jace: WAIT YOU GOT A DOG

Jace: I need photos for ideas!

colby: mmMMmm i have absolutely no memory of that.

colby: [ 1 photo attached ]

colby: tell me he isn't adorable.

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ camila.

camila: winston. charlie. leia. austin. where'd you get them?? send pics.

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

colby: my sister's dog had puppies & she asked if i wanted one.

colby: i didn't , but i couldn't say no.

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ nick.

nick: uhhh i'm pretty sure i gave it to you man

nick: so many namesssss were you looking for something cute or something badass

nick: also what does the dog look like because that plays a huge part

colby: uhhh maybe ?? i get numbers a lot of different ways.

colby: something ... punny

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

colby: the best golden retriever you've ever seen , yeah ?

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ cordie.

CORDIE: How about 'my owner is a dipshit'

colby: ok let's put aside our differences for the sake of the dog , yeah?

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ bella.

bella: is this bloody mary

bella: fuck i'm sry for chanting your name today

bella: pls name your dog bella in remembrance of me

colby: say it three more times just so i'm fully formed pls & thank u

colby: he'll love the name bella. it's his name now.

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ LYDIA.

lydia: i won't has how, but WHO is this?

lydia: and what kind of dog is it?

lydia: pic or it's not real.

colby: it's ur new bff

colby: i g o t c h u

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

colby: don't golden retrievers just take over your heart ?

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ lucy.

lucy: uhh bella's always a good one to go with unless it's male.

lucy: did that help?

colby: unfortunately, it is a male. he's a handful.

colby: i mean ... i could name him bella though , he'd never know the difference.

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ honey.

honey: well delete it

honey: wait let me suggest a dog name and then u can delete it

honey: my suggestion is reginald romulus richardson

honey: aka triple r (thats gonna be the nickname)

colby: oh relax , you'd be so sad if i never texted you again.

colby: interesting. interesting.

colby: if i do name him triple r are you going to become attached to him?

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𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ➣ sierra.

Sierra: Leave.

Sierra: Forget this number.

Sierra: I have no interest in what in comparison to mine is a very mediocre life.

colby: mm no thanks.

colby: you're telling me ... you don't care abt dogs?

colby: you don't know even one name?