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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

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he didnt even fucking do it legally he went behind congress back and bombed iran this should be impeachable but everyone with the power to do something wont fucking do it. fuck america

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Breaking news everyone

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be free!!

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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Cool, so Trump just woke up today and decided to bomb us into another Middle Eastern war. Guess we’ll just shuffle the US troops still in Iraq over to Iran. (Maybe we could have avoided this if some orange idiot didn’t pull out of the Iranian Nuclear Agreement.)

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Apparently, the U.S. just bombed Iran. What the actual fuck?

-Kaitlyn

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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Trump, you dumbass.

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Trump, you dumbass.

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Trump, you dumbass.

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Trump, you dumbass.

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Trump, you dumbass.