(she/her)I haven’t had a good nights sleep in 24 years needless to say I’m thriving
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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i think sabrina should double down. i think she should have an entire leather bdsm era.
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"found family" no these are simply my fellow hostages
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the thing about me is I'm gonna sexualize that vampire
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so are they all gonna be there..

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#no bc this couple I know from high school are have been living/touring all of europe for at least a year#tell me Joanie how the actual fuck can you afford to do that. what ducking job do you or your boyfriend have#also why is your fucking golden retriever with you the entire time-not a puppy but a whole ass dog#and it’s not just the tourist areas it’s like tiny little villages and they fucking switch places every couple months if not weeks. how???
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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me: i miss 2012 tumblr
*scrolls thru @heritageposts*
me: nevermind

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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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