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Man with female hysteria x woman with male loneliness or something
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some bisexual snoopys i made
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guy who is a cinephile and it DOES mean he wants to fuck the movies
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i'm like the smaller version of a nische micro-celebrity. what scientists are calling "not famous"
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i loveeeee time theft i love reading fanfiction and scrolling tumblr dot com on company time. everyone should do this btw
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you can rlly get too into your own head sometimes like i got a bit too high over the wknd and the next day my friend who was w me the whole night apologised to me bc in my high state i was blabbering on abt everything and sorta threatened her if she ever told anyone abt this so she was like "it seems like you don't trust me and i'm sorry if i ever gave you a rzn for that" like no!!! that's just my own paranoia!! i've been burned too many times in the past it's got nothing to do w you!!!! so yeah. crazy how your insecurities will affect the people around you!
#we were talking shit abt the same person we hate so rlly there's no rzn for me to think she'd go and snitch on me to that person?#unless..#kidding . maybe#txt
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Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasn’t. Because they’ve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
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Well now that it's summer who wants to fall in love
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in the patient's chest cavity with my co-surgeon playing footsie with our scalpels and going omg stoppp lol
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