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Don't worry about feeling awkward, I've had people come to me with all sorts of problems before. I think I'm pretty much shock, embarrassment and disgust proof by now. Tell me, if you want, and maybe I can help you.

Can’t promise I won’t get a little frustrated from time to time, but mostly I’m easy-going.

I’m Colette. It’s good to meet you, Pierre. Do you want to tell me what’s bothering you?

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Can't promise I won't get a little frustrated from time to time, but mostly I'm easy-going. I'm Colette. It's good to meet you, Pierre. Do you want to tell me what's bothering you?

I said I was sorry, didn’t I?

Can’t we just start over? I really hate making enemies.

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I said I was sorry, didn't I? Can't we just start over? I really hate making enemies.

You OK?

Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot earlier…I’m sorry, OK? I was just feeling a bit stroppy, I guess.

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You OK? Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot earlier...I'm sorry, OK? I was just feeling a bit stroppy, I guess.

People can be much too forward, non? I’m feeling a little put off today.

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Good thing, too. I hope you don't actually watch Hannah Montana.

HANNAH MONTANA!?

What do they teach in schools these days?

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Are you OK?

Is anyone around? I seem to find myself in a bit of a pickle.

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Well, I suppose I can't blame you. You should really try and get better theme tune taste, though. Did you say you knew the Friends theme?

HANNAH MONTANA!?

What do they teach in schools these days?

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Try adding more sugar, and, if that fails, Red Bull. Works for me.

And it is moments like these that make me realize that, perhaps, taking an Advil PM after midnight was a bad idea after all. Coffee, unfortunately, is not helping.

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HANNAH MONTANA!? What do they teach in schools these days?

Honestly, how can you not know the lyrics?

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Honestly, how can you not know the lyrics?

Whoooo wait!!!!!! I’m just coming up the stairs now!!

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Well, I’m doing a gig at a little club off the square tonight, but I doubt you’ll want to go to that. Unless you want to have your eardrums shattered.

Is there anything going on tonight?

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Oh, any animals really. Cats and horses, mostly, but any animals. I guess you could say I'm pretty crazy about them.

Yes, cooler. More collected, and…focused, I guess. Wow. And now it sounds like I’m stalking you. Nice going, Colette.

If you ever want advice on the cat thing, don’t hesitate to ask! I’m something of an expert on all things feline.

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Musical notes would mean the most to me...I want to be a folk singer, see. What do yours mean?

Wow! They’re so pretty…

I only have one, a little red rose on the back of my neck, but I’m thinking of asking R to do me some musical notes or a nightingale on my shoulder or my back.

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Wow! They're so pretty... I only have one, a little red rose on the back of my neck, but I'm thinking of asking R to do me some musical notes or a nightingale on my shoulder or my back.

I know, he’s lovely. And a really talented drawer -sometimes I can’t help but take a peek when he’s in the Musain. His sketches are so beautiful.

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Yes, cooler. More collected, and...focused, I guess. Wow. And now it sounds like I'm stalking you. Nice going, Colette.

If you ever want advice on the cat thing, don't hesitate to ask! I'm something of an expert on all things feline.

Oops! What I said about you not being normal, I didn’t mean…I mean, you’re… …What I’m trying to say is, you’re more calm and…cool, than other men I know.

Cats are low maintenance usually, but my Molly happens to be very antisocial, which can be a little annoying. However, if...

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I know, he's lovely. And a really talented drawer -sometimes I can't help but take a peek when he's in the Musain. His sketches are so beautiful.

Oh! I didn’t mean…he’s great, is Grantaire. Really. Sorry, I know he’s your best friend, I didn’t mean to sound so judgemental…

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Oh! I didn't mean...he's great, is Grantaire. Really. Sorry, I know he's your best friend, I didn't mean to sound so judgemental...

Hmm. That doesn’t necessarily make him a good role model, though.