collaredchronicles

[collaredchronicles]

2am and nothing is wrong.

Well, i am sick but that's unrelated.

That's just it, nothing is wrong, I'm living a fantasy man! Sitting here reading fanfiction, not because I'm horny, not because I'm sad, not because I'm lonely, but just because I'm b o r e d and can't sleep. (Like, regular bored man not that depressed unhappy in life shit) And the kiss scene happens in the fic and suddenly I'm remembering my own first kiss with him and grinning like a fool and then I just look up and I'm like.. wow, wait, no that's still real, I'm here now, he's right there, OH MY GOD GUYS I'M LIVING A FANFICTION BAHAHHA

Happy rambles, don't mind me. Not necessarily horny but hey no one said this blog had to always be on topic

[collaredchronicles]

Oh lord I'm one of those people now-

I blame the fact that Sparky died 😔 ANYWHO new thought documentation blog I guess, who woulda thunk

Anywys, if I were to bite them as hard as I could, would I be in the wrong (r/aita frfr)?? Cause both them mfs have EDGED ME FOR DAYS- not on purpose, one is off on a business trip, the other has classes, so not their fault at all, but I KEEP GETTING FUCKED BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN FILLED. THIS SOME BULLSHIT

Clownboy keeps asking me whether I want him to be rougher, and like, ok yes, but not in the way people think?? Like I like being broken man, but I melt at the smallest things. You gotta be gentle with me but at the same time, use me for your pleasure ykwim? Condesending praise man, tell me how my brain just doesn't work itll make it turn off further i swear. Point shit out to me, everytime i twitch, every time my breath catches, I like that shit it's humiliating and its HOT. Idk why, it just is.

He's especially good at most of that already, i just don't know if he realizes it 💀 Especially when he starts giving commands. Holy fuck that one night was hot, when the roomate was knocked out and I was just desperate to move but he kept me still with only his words (and maybe a few nips cause i was getting loud). And he just guided my hips where he wanted them, man I love being used like a fleshlight.

He said I could call him daddy but lowkey? I'm embarred to 😭 Anyone i've ever called that was already into it before i met them but i pretty much introduced him to it and he doubted it for a while so like- what if i say it and hes uncomfortable man- GOD but lowkey what if hes INTO IT- Guys i love when guys are actually into stuff cause you FEEL THAT SHIT. Like, ok sure, he can say hes turned on, but when you can actively see and feel them throbbing, and not on purpose, thats a whole other thing- GUYS I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO BE BRATTY-

Am I.. a whore?.....

Ion give a fuck LOL Why am I putting this here? Cause idk how to say it without turning into a flustered mess in person there ya go LOL

Anywho, welcome to pep rambles about horny things instead of jacking it for a 3rd time today