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and why the hell did this post get a mature content warning. these are screenshots directly from the app

Why did tumblr just decide to not properly scale images all of a sudden. Hello?

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Can i help you

Why did tumblr just decide to not properly scale images all of a sudden. Hello?

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hey so how many times can you revive another man from the dead by open mouth kissing him before it starts getting a little gay. because i feel like it's probably fewer than six

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im obviously not asking for every cute fluffy ship art to come with a serious analysis but sometimes it is funny to see an endless sea of generic ship art of a character who would have insane emotional hangups around romance and this doesn’t seem to come up even once

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Answer below 👇🏼

Matt Foley (played by Chris Farley) is a SNL character who famously lives in a van down by the river.

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every time a suicidal character self sacrifices at the end of a story an angel loses it's wings

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Israel cuts Gaza's final internet line, plunging it into total communication blackout.

Israel bombed the last main fibre route in Gaza, which means that as of June 12, all internet and fixed-line communication services are now completely cut off, further isolating Gaza amidst an ongoing genocide.

I am seeing more and more calls from inside of Gaza for help with eSims as that is currently the only way they can connect internally and with the outside world.

- Buy eSIMs here.

- If you can't afford it, you can donate any amount to this eSIM fund.

- Instructions on how to buy and share eSIMs.

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knuckle tattoos that say EGGS& TOAST

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waiting at the bus stop and a car pulls up with the person inside on a zoom call with terrible audio quality nonetheless turned up so loud i can hear it from outside the car and ten feet away

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i love posting fanart and then seeing a very clearly related fandom url in my notes like yessssss bitch that's for you!!!

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation

edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.

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ooh now that ive read house of leaves i really want to reread piranesi...

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often when im about to fall asleep ill have very vivid images or sounds or phrases pop into my head and if i come back to full awareness at that moment to they're usually also very absurd. well last night i just got a fully realized snippet of a song exploder episode that doesn't exist

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Flight Rising practice dragon species #2: Wildclaw.-- this one belongs to FR user Iniquitas. He doesn't have his set skin/jewerly bc i got too distracted detailing the genes to cover them up