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i'm feeling too lazy to make an actual promo rn actually. hi i'm gladiolus and i'm easing back into rping on here and idk if these kinds of posts are still en vogue but this is an oc multi based in its own own lore and setting, but still very open (i.e. dependent) to fandoms, other ocs, etc. please give this a lil like &/or reblog if you're interested and i will check you out <3

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BREATH OF THE WILD SENTENCE STARTERS. miscellaneous sentences from throughout the wilds of hyrule. pt 2 / ?? alter and combine as you see fit!

hey, you! something on your mind?

now… let’s do this thing!

no luck! there’s nothing here!

oops! i forgot we just met.

thinking back on it, it’s a wonder either of us survived the trip…

say, not to pry, but… i have to ask. who are you supposed to be?

please let me sleep just a bit more.

words often fall meaningless when we try to describe tragic events of a certain magnitude.

that means you have good taste!

ok, ok, i’ve got this. greeting time.

hey! captain snoop! you want to get out of my personal space or what?

ever heard of the concept of a PRIVATE conversation?

i’m trying to have a decent gossip here!

oh my gosh, you’re just my type!

pleased to meet your… no, wait. pleased to MAKE your… acquaintance?

what’s going on? are you lost?

yeah, he’s definitely a master of [blank], but he’s also a master of weirding me out.

welcome! or that’s what i WOULD say… this is a pretty abnormal hour for official welcoming, though.

i don’t really have any welcome gossip.

guess you’d have to be a parent to understand.

i know it’s a little weird, but i just feel more confident over here.

the world is full of surprises… like you!

time to stop floofing around here.

did you want me to evaluate your fashion sense?

you probably wouldn’t have liked what i had to say anyway.

yeah, sorry, i don’t even know where to begin.

i need… grilled… salmon…

huh? me? i gotta rest sometime, don’t i?

great! you got the last of my free time with that.

perfect! you showed up at just the right time.

well, a deal’s a deal.

hmm? something the matter, buddy?

alright, just sit tight.

just be sure you don’t put yourself in a dangerous situation.

for some reason, i only seem to attract the worst.

oh, what’s a little rain?

i thought it was going to be clear skies today, must be a sign.

it’s time to break out the special goods!

a visitor? so deep in the forest?

ah, we meet again!

i trust you’re keeping well?

there’s definitely a secret lying in way–it’s just a matter of tracking it down.

well, do let me know if you change your mind.

it’s not too late for my [blank], right? right?!

we were minding our own business, when, wham!

i told you our luck would run out in five minutes flat.

you know, i’ve always liked the idea of going behind a waterfall.

i get nervous whenever it rains even a little…

well, i guess it can’t be helped.

have you decided to help me?

i just… can’t… i’m so scared…

please find out why this is happening!

thunder sure is scary, isn’t it?

some say that rumbling sound is the angry ranting of a dragon god!

i wonder if someone put it up there on purpose.

i can finally relax!

and the taste–like a dream!

that’s a lie as slippery as a banana peel.

i will take your life!

oh, sorry! i was talking to myself there.

you’d be lucky to leave there with your life.

you look pretty tough.

i can’t be risking my life…

funny running into you here.

oof, rain is the worst. it really makes me miss home.

what a weirdo.

why don’t you join us for dinner?

what should i cook for tonight’s dinner?

how’d you like to be rich… without having to work for it?

psst… c’mere. no, closer. closer.

hey, hey, simmer down. i’m not talking about anything illegal here.

whaddaya say to a little wager?

don’t come crying to me.

that’s the part that really gets a man’s heart racing!

couldn’t hurt to make some quick cash–right here, right now–am i right?

a man like you must have expenses.

all you’ve got to lose is your pride… and your money.

lady luck has no time for a man who won’t take any chances.

you must be tired from your long trip.

you’re a real life saver, you know that?

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any muses out there with a predator animal motif wanna have a predator/prey dynamic with my sheep girlboy ester haha jk ... unless 🤨

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plot with me brothers 🫂

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RELATIONSHIP TYPES

Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )

ROMANTIC

❤️ committed, romantic relationship 💘 friends to lovers 💔 used to be together but broke up ❣️ skinny love 💗 slow burn 💌 one muse has a crush on the other muse 💕 mutual pining 💝 romantic relationship of convenience 🏫 highschool sweethearts 💒 arranged relationship ( dating, engagement, political, etc. ) 💋 one-sided romantic relationship ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🖤  lovers to enemies 🤍 enemies to lovers

SEXUAL

💖 a sexual relationship that could turn romantic 🧡 friends with benefits 👄 a sexual, non-romantic relationship 🏩 sexual relationship of convenience 🔥 unresolved sexual tension 💟 developing sexual relationship ( may include romance ) 💞 one muse approaches the other out of convenience ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🔪 enemies with sexual tension

FAMILIAL

👪 biological family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 adopted family 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 family by choice/found family 👩‍👧 older/younger siblings 👭  twins 👥 cousins or extended family 👣 estranged family/feuding family 👨‍🏫 one muse is a teacher/mentor for the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🚸 coworkers like family 🟡 family out of circumstance ⚪ pretending to be family

PLATONIC

💜 friendship 💙 queerplatonic partners ( an intimate, non-romantic committed relationship ) 💚 friends like siblings 💛 childhood friends 💧 friends due to traumatic experiences 🤝 coworkers ⛔ reluctant friends ✅ enemies to friends 🌈 developing friendship ☀️ friends of circumstance 👔 strangers working together ☕ one muse works in service of the other ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🕴 partners in illegal activities 👯partners in crime trope ⚡ sparring partners 🩹 friends forced to work against each other 🟥 one muse makes a deal or contract with the other ( magic or non-magic. ) ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )

ENEMIES

🦴 mortal enemies 💀 enemies ⚔️ rivalry  🗡️ one-sided rivalry/grudge ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🧠 enemies as narrative foils 💬 enemies because of conflicting ideologies 🤫 one muse is secretly an enemy/traitor to the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 😨 one muse is using the other muse for their benefit ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) ❌ guilty by association 🚫 friends to enemies 🪓 occupational enemies 🩸 enemies tolerating each other for a common goal ⚫ enemies using each other out of convenience ⬜ coworkers who hate each other

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you can use ester's hair as a pillow. but be careful

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COLLUDE: ( kə-ˈlüd ) to work together secretly / take your hands from your eyes — is it true that we collude with the monster who made us lose? is it hard to go on when everything has to fall?

independent & selective oc multi, written by gladiolus (he/him). sporadic / low activity.

google site. / promo.

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@ovisac​​​     ៸ ៸    sc.

for a place so plagued by war,  sen mor seemed unconcerned about visitors,  as long as they didn’t come with an army trailing behind them  —  but what about spies trying to tear them down from the inside,  like a tapeworm squirming in the belly of the kingdom?  elis supposed the people had enough faith in ester to be able to sniff one out.  that,  and he couldn’t imagine why someone from a place that sounded as obscure as valshkan would concern themselves with any conflict between leasta and sen mor.  but,  it was not elis’ place to be suspicious  —  he was as much a stranger as they were.

and,  his suspicion somehow melted into almost nothing but a drip when he heard them say something about knowledge and headmaster.

which was how he now found himself foolishly hugging a clearly well - loved,  thick notebook to his chest as he deliberately sought them out.

“ e - excuse me!  mx. von hellbert? ”    he approached them,  but immediately clammed up  —  they were so tall!  taller than any living man he’d ever seen,  and the way they towered him tangled his nerves.  but  —  this was a pursuit of knowledge!

“ i,  ah,  despite my position in leasta’s court,  i am a scholar at heart  —  even a member of the leastan scholar’s society  —  so . . . ”    he cleared his throat,  even turned his eyes to the ground like a blushing schoolgirl,    “ i would be honored if you and i could take some time out of one days you are here to share knowledge and such! ”

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small little starter call to get things rolling on here <3 may or may not hit you up for tiny plotting details

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@astraeusx replied :

too bad they just met one of the only cats in the world who LIKES water!! IN THE MOUTH.

actual real life footage of ester trying to get aster out of sen mor

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I can be your boyfriend. I can also be your girlfriend. The options are limitless. Except it has to be gay

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@astraeusx​​ sent : puts the sheep in his mouth. puts the sheep in his mouth. puts the sheep in his mouth. puts th

“ e - ew! ”    oh,  so gross  —  he was going to get his slobber all in their fluff,  and they just bathed this morning!  how on earth did this man even get past the border guards?  and why them?!    “ down!  down,  i say!  bad boy! ”

they give him a light,  but firm whack on the nose. 

next step is the spray bottle.

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