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Legolas: Fire is my only weakness
Aragorn: Fire is everyone’s weakness. It’s fire
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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life
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there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
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imagine nutting in a girl and her shadow form comes out and begins the second phase like pontiff sulyvahn
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hi? are you okay? :))
i’m a supernatural blog in 2021 :))
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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
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Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:
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you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.
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pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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