colos

[colos]

my thoughts on the Minecraft movie trailer:

I think the animation part is cool, people saying it looks like AI are just obsessed with saying things look like AI. like when things are actually created with AI everyone cries and says "hire an animator let humans keep their jobs" and then an animator animates something cool and amazing and everyone just says it looks like AI like be so fr y'all are just never happy on the internet and would never say that to someones face. I don't think it should look like Minecraft Story Mode because we already have that like just go play story mode it's basically an interactive movie. plus all the animated Minecraft YouTube videos like no more please.

I do think the real people are strange in the Minecraft world but I think it could work if the green screen effect was less obvious. more shadows and depth, maybe their clothes turn into blocks as well. and jack black is not Steve. purely based off the noises Steve makes in the game gives a man who has beefy pecs and a jawline.

I already don't like the storyline of humans finding a portal to the Minecraft world. its makes it feel like the people making this movie know nothing about the game because you could just make the movies plot defeating the ender dragon. now maybe im just hating too early because I could see the plot being "the only way home is to defeat the dragon" because there's the portal that opens in the game under the dragon when you kill it. so lets hope that's the case, otherwise this movie has nothing to do with Minecraft other than blocky animals.

if there's a joke where Steve punches a tree and breaks it and then it cuts to one of the humans punching it and they go ow and hurt their hand Im walking out of the theater.

now my hot take is I think the movie should just be completely real life, but the story is defeating the enderdragon. two people on a deserted earth, starting from scratch to build things and defeat monsters. like one of those old fantasy movies you know what im talking about. Obviously things like creepers and skeletons and all those mobs would be animated but they wouldn't be cubes. make it scary.

and i want that llama dead

[colos]

I need a man

big strong rough hands

a lot of green land

bands

big size pants

doesn't need to know who I am