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Holy shit did you guys see that?!?

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

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Sundry Sid: and then he said "as I was caressed by the blaster arm, I rapidly lost arousal"! Can you believe that?

Barry (heard "caressed by the blaster arm" and got so hard he got nauseous): I think I huave covid

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his name is norman “skip” takamori (pre vs post Slugging)

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Here, take these

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Outline of the world by mapping all lighthouses

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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Rambunctious Company

Pack of city monkeys gets more and more curious of this colorful company...

In order of apperance:

Tanit - @sayonaramidnight

Samir and Ruby - @whispering-jabberwocky

Viktoria and Serafina - @mayaminamoto

Monkey King and Mufti

Our Dm - @raceofhearts

◇☆Timelapses for all of them you can watch on my Kofi ☆◇

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I just watched the first ep of Dungeons and Drag Queens Season 2 and I am calling it right now, that god damn real estate magnate is trying to raise the sea level so he can build beachside homes or resorts or whatever on the tops of the Wyrmspine Mountains once they become islands. Little palm trees in the model??? I see you Brennan and I love how ridiculous that reveal is gonna be

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doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

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Coordinated outfits and everything

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This one deserves a single post